Men who act like women... |
And I'm not talking about homosexual men - I'm talking about the men who act like they have vaginas that are excreting blood and clearly are suffering a heavy dose of PMS.
Now anyone who knows ...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:11:00 PST |
"I'm not a lesbian, but yes, you can buy me a drink!" |
Am I wrong for accepting a drink from a female who found me extra attractive and wanted to take me out? Am I wrong? Drinks are $8 a pop these days - and yall know I don't drink the cheap stuff! The wa...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST |
Why Corporate America Makes You Fat |
Hmmm....11:37am and my boss brings a HUGE, brown box with the Hershey's logo all over it. He says "Did your boyfriend mess up?" "The boyfriend is ALWAYS messing up is my smart ass remark.....
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST |
Girls vs. Grown Women |
I had to copy this from my girl Jamie's sight....so you know it had to be good! I'm guilty of some of these non-grown woman traits....read on!
Girls leave their scheule wide open and wiat for a ...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST |
BBP = Bad Black Production |
Okay Okay...I'm gonna catch some slack, flack, and other shit about this, but I don't care...it needs to be said.
I have officially made up the term - Bad Black Production!
Hosted a fashion sho...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:24:00 PST |
People |
Why is it that the people with the most messed up lives, always want to give you advice?! The fattest girl in your group will be the first one to tell how to lose weight. "All you need to ...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:12:00 PST |
Hmmmm... |
I really have no idea why I'm writing this blog, but I'll freestyle.
I just got a new job, after being unemployed for 5.5 weeks. I didn't tell a lot of folks because I didn't feel like de...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:47:00 PST |
I was on TV!! |
Yo. For those who don't watch ghetto ass 'Get the Hook-Up,' Seaton Smith and I were on that joint. Seaton rejected me on national tv, so my feelings are extremely hurt - however, I will su...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:17:00 PST |
F.@% the Police...& H2O Nightclub! |
Has anyone ever been arrested before? The other night I was detained by the lovely DC Police, and I'm boasting a 4 man crew to bring lil ole me down! My question is "why did it take 4 poli...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Ain't this some shhhh....! |
Mannnnn.....one of dem nights! Fellows - yall always know the dumbest things to say to a lady when she is just not in the mood - and I thank you for that. I don't understand the extreme self-confidenc...
Posted by Comic Ayanna Dookie aka Ms. NO Booty on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST |
