Odyssey Michaels - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I’ve found out what I’m passionate about in life and I’m happily following that passion down the road it paves before me.I love Nestle Toll House chocolate chip cookies.I love to see people laugh from the belly.I love to travel and I love meeting new people who don’t tell me jokes when they find out I’m a comedian.I love seeing things that I’ve never seen before.I love seeing things that I’ve seen before like I’m seeing them for the first time.I love doing things simply for the story that I’ll be able to tell 10 years from now.I like not dwelling on the things that I don’t like!I like taking care of my own lawn and not worrying about how green the grass is in my neighbors yard.I’m in love with what I do for a living, where my life is right now, the prospects for the future and the security of knowing God!I miss my dog.I love my friends and family.I like Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Jay Z, Take Six, Chino XL, Maroon 5, Joe Sample, and Organized KonfusionI’m lactose intolerantBoxers are really good at running. That’s a good thing if they want to get away from you and a really bad thing if they want to catch you.I box. I was never as good as I thought I was and I’m currently worse than I think I am.I’m on Old Man StatusI write jokes everyday. I don’t always write them down, but I write them.I like Chipotle.I like Chick-fil-a.I’m making movies.I have awesome friends!I’m single and loving it.I write poetry that makes people wonder about my mental stability.I want to be in a relationship.See what I mean?I miss the road.I’m making a movie.

My Interests

Check out my website:http://www.ODYSSEYMICHAELS.com

I'd like to meet:

One bright morning when my work is over...

Music:

Stevie Wonder, Sting, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Jay Z, Common, The Roots, Sade, The Pharcyde, Chino XL, Razz Kazz, Black Sheep, Busta Rhymes, Kem, Floetry, Bob Marley, Fugees, Ghostface Killah, Jamiroquai, Luther Vandross, Will Downing, Rachelle Ferrell, Prince, Take 6, Maroon 5, Keller Williams...

Movies:

I'm making them. Click!

Heroes:

Jesus - My Dad - My Mom - My Grandparents - Aishia Bailey - Frederick Douglas - People with great marriages - "update coming"

My Blog

Old People Can Get The Boot Too!

I'm in Florida and I just kicked two senior citizens out of my show. I don't think anyone in the audience could hear the man other than me and a few of the people sitting very close to them. I told th...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:25:00 PST

Bigger Venues and The Sagnasty!

So! Just yesterday I was in Saginaw, Michigan. The natives call it either Sagnasty or The Naw. I chose to call it Sagnasty because there’s something very appealing about jacking up the name of...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PST

Verizon Video Adventures

I'm starting this new thing since I got this new phone. It's the blackberry pearl which I wasn't sure if I was going to like. Turns out, I like it a lot. It's got all of that high-tech stuff on it ...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

Hamburgers and Hot Dogs

Today I drove the 45 minutes from the comedy condo in Hartford, Ct to New Haven, Ct to visit a place that I'd seen on the Travel Channel. The place, Louis' Lunch, is listed as being the first place t...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:11:00 PST

Class Act!

Okay, I'm really digging this new or back to my basics as far as cursing goes. I'm still in Hartford, CT for one more week. It's cold enough to punch someone in the face. I'm angry that it's so col...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:33:00 PST

The F-Bomb

Okay! Here goes. I've been kicking around the idea for the past year and a half to go without dropping the f-bomb on stage. When I go back into comedy a few years ago, I went the whole first year w...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:50:00 PST

The Skins, Tom, and Science!

I just saw some goofy ass interview that Tom Cruise did concerning scientology. He was spouting off at his well manicured gums about how scientologist could solve all the world's problems. We can fi...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:28:00 PST

Haven’t blogged in a while...

I haven't blogged in a while, so here it is:I've been up to a bunch of working. It's a brand new year and I made some new year's resolutions. 1. No soda2. I'm dropping the word trying from my voca...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

My Eyes Are Burning!

I'm posting this blog under Goals, Plans, Hopes because it has come to my attention in amazingly quick fashion that I need to get some. Apparently, I have too much time on my hands.Here's the deal: ...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:40:00 PST

Making a MOVIE, not a FLICK

Okay,So, I've been looking for an actress for my film for a couple of weeks now. I'll keep on pushing forward even though it gets tough at times. Thinking that things are going okay and then somethi...
Posted by Odyssey Michaels on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:37:00 PST