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Paul Hooper

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About Me

Stevens Point, WI May 1
Rochester, MN May 2-3 - Goonies Comedy Club
Atlanta, GA May 11 - The Warren
Cordele, GA May 14
Columbus, GA May 15 - The Loft
Panama City, FL May 17 - The Comedy Zone @ the Betsy Ann
Fort Walton Beach, FL May 18 - Howl at the Moon
Bluefield, WV May 28
Peoria, IL June 6-7
Orange Beach, AL June 12
Pineville, NC June 20-21
Pentwater, MI July 1
Mt. Pleasant, MI July 2
Rockford, MI July 3
Battle Creek, MI July 4-5 - Gary Fields Comedy Club
Jacksonville, FL July 15-19 - The Comedy Zone
St Louis, MO July 31-Aug. 2 - The Comedy Forum
Sioux Falls, SD Aug. 6-9 - Nitwits Comedy Club
Harrisburg, PA Aug. 15-16 - The Comedy Zone
Hilton Head, SC Aug. 20
Tallahassee, FL Sept. 25-27 - The Comedy Zone
Charleston, WV Oct. 3-4 - The Comedy Zone
Tysons Corners, VA Oct. 17-18 - Wiseacres Comedy Club
Madison, WI Nov. 6-8 - Comedy Club on State
Lansing, MI Nov. 12-15 - Connxtions ComedyClub
Bowling Green, OH Nov. 18
Toledo, OH Nov. 19-22 - Connxtions Comedy Club
FOR MORE SHOWTIMES, VENUES OR MORE TOUR DATES SEND A MESSAGE.

My Interests



Comedy, traveling, poker, unhealthy amounts of caffeine, showing my chickenheart, discussing religion, abortion and same sex marriage in a boisterous manner {preferrably at a barbecue restaurant in the Southeast}, people who look more tired than me, comparing fat girls to professional athletes, Mons Venus in Tampa, Scott Oseychik's ex-neighbor Eric, and holding hands with a dog that can walk on it's back legs for an extended amount of time. Most of all undeserved forgiveness.

I'd like to meet:

Open minded and intelligent people who can take a joke.

Music:

The Best Rock and Blues Music. Which means I only listen to Jerry Reed and Ashlee Simpson.

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap and anything with Jenteal in it. I'm also one of only eight people who own the limited edition DVD "Ernest Goes To Pauly Shore's House"

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, National Geographic and The History Channel. Reruns of Coach, Wings, Newhart, or The Dick Van Dyke Show at 4 in the morning.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

Anyone who is perfect.

My Blog

If You Enjoyed The Movie "Dan In Real Life" Please Dont Vote

Please watch the movie "Dan in Real Life" and follow that by taking a shit lying face down then tell me which one is more rewarding.  This is what happens when writer’s ...
Posted by Paul Hooper on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

The Meaning of Life.

I really wish people would stop posting one sentence blogs.
Posted by Paul Hooper on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:28:00 PST

The Grapevine/fact or fiction challenge

To whom it may concern and evidently it really concerns a lot of people. Due to 22 incorrect stories and 1 correct story about my recent stupidity I'm gonna start a fact or fiction challenge. I'l...
Posted by Paul Hooper on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:02:00 PST

Announcing, the all new Paul Hooper Apology Bouquet

I'm happy to announce the arrival of the new Paul Hooper Apology Bouquet. This lovely arrangement of gerber daisies, long stem pink roses and hand picked poinsettas is available for all traumatic...
Posted by Paul Hooper on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

Fuck Trains

Amtrak is one of the most cruel torture devices ever invented by man. My Wednesday started at 1:30 AM at the lovely Charlotte Amtrak station/ failure holding pen. I spent the first hour stan...
Posted by Paul Hooper on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:36:00 PST