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Josh Goguen

I love freaks!

About Me

I’m a stand-up comic who was getting a decent amount of road work until my son was born. Since then I’ve moved my family to try to make some headway in the New York comedy community. So, obviously, I’m stupid.

Aside from comedy, I’m a fan of Mixed Martial Arts and practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu when I can.
I enjoy learning about health and nutrition, though I don’t always apply it.
I’m a video gamer.
Sadly, I can’t stop paying attention to politics, no matter how much I hate it.


My Interests

Comedy
MMA
Video Games
Back alley abortions
Old People Falling
Race relations
Sprinkles

AIM Me At:JoshGoguen

Xbox Live Handle: Virus202

I'd like to meet:

Wow, there's so many, let's see, I would LOVE to meet:
Hot Chicks who are actually lamely disguised attempts to market bullshit.
Clothing companies.
Friend Whores.
Other comedians who only want to tell me where they are performing so I can "come out and support" them.
Bands, lots and lots of bands! DJ's and rappers too.

For realsies though, Cringe Humor supporters, MMA fans, and anyone who enjoys "inappropriate" humor. If you're none of the above bur are still just an interesting person, then you too.

Who I have met:

Music:

Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Rammstien
Korn
Billy Idol
Tom Jones

Current Favorite Insult:Sack o' dicks

Movies:

Fight Club
300
Dumb & Dumber
Pulp Fiction
Office Space
Gladiator
The Big Lebowski

Television:

The Simpsons
Futurama
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office
The Venture Bros

Books:

I can't be updating what I'm reading all of the time, so piss off and just know that I am literate.

Heroes:

Colin Quinn
Randy Couture
Tyler Durden
Helio Gracie
Jack LaLanne
James Randi

My Blog

Now showing...

How was You Don't Mess With the Zohan the number two movie this past week? Don't you know Adam Sandler is trying to end his movie career and you're not letting him. When someone says they made a mov...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST

$4.06? So what?

All I hear now is about how gas is so expensive people can hardly afford to drive. For all that pissing and moaning, you'd think there'd be a few people who would actually decide to not be on the roa...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST

In defense of hunting

I've seen several comedians criticize hunting and many audience members agreeing. What bothers me is their thinking that hunting isn't necessary is anchored in the fact that you can buy meat at the g...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:49:00 PST

Excuse me, sir...

If I had to come up with a piece of advice that would make the world a little more livable, it would be: Always be nice to someone who can kick your ass.You have to decide, "Hmm... Is bitching about...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

Double Down

My brother and I spent a few days in Atlantic City. It was a good trip and a welcome get away from babies. I'd say that, for the most part, we had fun. I do have one major complaint though. That c...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:05:00 PST

vs. Reading

I've read two books in the span of a week. That is a record for me because I am a slow reader. It's not that I don't read well, it's just as I read, my mind start to drift off and I wind up having t...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

Full disclosure: I’m a 3rd party supporter and I hate bumper stickers.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "When Bush took office gas was $1.46." Interesting fact and I'm suppose it is suggesting that Bush has something to do with the gas prices. Probably th...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:56:00 PST

More Spam

My e-mail has gotten unsolicited invitations to buy pills and stocks. Porn and male enhancement (which are sort of the same thing). Scams and gambling (again, very similar). Now however, I'm starti...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:41:00 PST

We’re all guilty.

Tomorrow I'm going to Wizard World Philly, which is a comic convention. Aside from a few guys like Doug Paszkiewicz of Arsenic Lullaby, there's not a whole lot of interest me there. My wife is reall...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:27:00 PST

I’m getting no signal.

There's a group of people who want WiFi banned from public buildings because they claim they are allergic to it. They walk around with WiFi detectors and then complain of chest pains and headaches. ...
Posted by Josh Goguen on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:20:00 PST