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Dr. Flexi Jerkoff

Get back there! I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em!

About Me


Hello everybody!!! Thanks so much for swingin' by and eyeballin' my "space..." Now, onto who I is and what's I'm alls about... ;)
I'm James...just a dude who's into art and does special make-up effects for film. Pretty much everything you see on this page, I've either drawn or sculpted (if it's a drawing or sculpture). I also write, act and do voice-over work for varied media. I love to laugh (usually at myself and the folly of others).I'm honest, creative, stubborn, passionate, intense, outspoken, strong-willed, humorous (or so, that's what everyone tells me. lol), trustworthy, omnipresent (for the most part), more than a tad "off-the-wall" and sometimes, full-of-crap!
People tell me that I'm a "good listener," which means I could either be a psychiatrist or a bartender. That never occured to me, when I went in to see my guidance counselor.
I believe that family and friends are most important in life.
As you can see by my profile, I enjoy music, movies...yadda-yadda-yadda...
Things that I hate (yes, "hate" is a strong word but...); Stupidity (in any form), intolerance, hypocrisy, absolutely anyone who is abusive towards or mistreats children and animals...let me catch you, just once...I'll fucking gut you, cook you and eat you!!! There, I feel better now... ;)
I'm also a screenwriter. Yeah, yeah, I know...everyone & their brother has written a screenplay...but the thing that sets mine apart from the "Hollywood" norm is...they're "ORIGINAL!!!" So there, neener-neener! Ah, self-promotion...I'm such a whore!
One more thing...I like to have fun! *wink-wink-nudge-nudge*
I'd also like to add, all you ass-holes out there who disrespect women...you need to get a clue!
Oh by-the-way...if you are a musician or group and wish for me to add you, please MESSAGE ME FIRST (personally)!!! Don't just add me to some bulk mailing list...it's getting to be a bit much. Thanks! :)
Okay, some of you people (you know who you are, you musicians, you) aren't paying attention..! Once again, I ask you nicely, to PLEASE message me (or "massage" me, that'll get you added maybe even quicker!), if you wish me to add you... I'm not saying that I will, but at least have the courtesy to ask. I've been getting slammed with friend requests from bands I've never even heard of! Yes, it's cool hearing new stuff but c'mon...ease the fuck up! To those of you who actually have talent and have been kind enough to drop me a line, to request an add, personally...I thank you! :) To those of you whom have not...well, good luck with that!
Got nuthin' better to do on a Friday night? Well...

Well kids, fishynuts.com is up and running..! We've been updating the site and will be adding more designs, in the weeks to come. Take a peek, you know you wanna... ;)
What type of Fae are you?
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?

Marius


100%

Blade


100%

Spike


100%

Armand


83%

Dracula


67%

Angel


58%

Deacon Frost


50%

Louis


50%

Lestat


42%

Akasha


33%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
created with QuizFarm.com
Sometimes images, speak louder than words...
Hey Gang, "Wave your chainsaws in the air, like you just don't care!" and check out my big brother's site.
Always remember to "play nice" and try to lead a stress-free life!
"Is it me or is there something different about Bobby Knight..?" Yeah, I know...it's old news but it's just so damn funny! ;)
"Dark Rose"
Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55% River (Stowaway) 55% Wash (Ship Pilot) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45% Alliance 45% A Reaver (Cannibal) 35% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test
I'm also 10 percent Bill Pardy!-----"Spiderman!?" I'm built a helluva lot more like the "Hulk," than "Spiderman!" lol Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Hulk 85% Iron Man 85% Green Lantern 75% Batman 70% Superman 60% Supergirl 55% Catwoman 55% Robin 45% The Flash 45% Wonder Woman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests


Hey Gang, Check out my friends' late-night, horror show site... It's the cheesiest, baby!!!






Art, movies, film-making, cooking, reading, concerts, spending time with friends and family and just about anything that could be construed as "fun."




Oh, did I mention that I cannot tolerate animal cruelty..?

Hey you crazy kids! Check out the pretty official trailer for: "Mutant Swinger From Mars!" A nifty little film, for which I did some cheesy SPFX Make-Up!!! Enjoy and don't forget, buy War Bonds!Love dogs? Love dog puppets? Love insults? Then you gotta love "Triumph!!!"

Yet another "HEADON" product, has flooded the market...

Check out the video review of the 2007 Motor City Comic Con (we, "fishynuts.com," made it into the video! heehee)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who possesses creative flair (no, not all that button crap you gotta wear, if you work for Chotchkie's!) and that "special something..." You know who you are. ;) Oh and the celebrities, below..!

Kill the music, sit back and watch this video... It's THE MOST awesomest training video...EVER!!!..
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Music:



KT Tunstall, Peter Gabriel, Queen, Sigur Ros, Pat Benatar, Oingo Boingo, C.C.R., Snake River Conspiracy, Cat Stevens, The Cure, Pink Floyd, The Cult, Mythos, Billy Joel, Anoushka Shankar, The Crystal Method, Deep Forest, Sneaker Pimps, Steve Roach, Judas Priest, Yello, The Art of Noise, Nelly Furtado, Machines Of Loving Grace, Tom Waits, The Stooges, Bjork, John Williams, NIN, Nick Cave, Rev. Horton Heat, The Ramones, PJ Harvey, Billy Idol, Tears For Fears, Alice Cooper, Leon Redbone, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Dick Dale, Johnny Cash, The Doors, Rob Dougan, The Smiths, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Carl Orff, Wagner, Pink, Big Bands, Temple Of The Dog, Alice In Chains, Orgy, The Starlight Drifters and like a Johnson at a Victoria's Secret Runway show, the list will continue to grow...

Movies:


Online Videos by Veoh.comKing Kong (1933), Peter Jackson's King Kong, the films of George A. Romero (I loves me some zombies! lol), The Crow, Run Lola Run, Casshern, Field of Dreams, Office Space, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original...Gunnar, you da man. "Absholutely!"), all things Monty Python, The 7 Faces Of Dr. Lao, Kite, Alfred Hitchcock films, the films of Takeshi Kitano, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, the Blade trilogy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Big Labowski, Donnie Darko, Suicide Club, Radio Flyer, Shaolin Soccer, American History X, Edward Scissorhands, The Dead Zone, Glory, Harold and Maude, Jaws, Stripes, The Brother From Another Planet, Tombstone, The Last Unicorn, 12 Angry Men, Serendipity, Lifeboat, Tommy Boy, the early films of John Woo, Dog Soldiers, The Breakfast Club, The Goodbye Girl, Mighty Joe Young, cheesy B-movies, The Dark Crystal, Next Stop, Greenwich Village, Kung Fu Hustle, the Star Wars series, Alien, Aliens, Dr. Strangelove, The Car, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, Bound, Old Boy, The Life of David Gale, Peter Jackson films, The Boy Who Could Fly, the Indiana Jones series, Never So Deep, The Shining, Back To The Future, all classic horror flicks, classic films in general, Killing Zoe, Appleseed, The Lost Boys, Big Fish, Dances With Wolves, Ginger Snaps 1,2 and 3, The Hitcher, Dark City, The Seventh Sign, The Rules Of Attraction, The Life Aquatic, Phantasm (Reggie kicks ass!), A Christmas Story, Se7en, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, the flicks of Kevin Smith, Braveheart, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Yojimbo, 2 Days in the Valley, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Last Starfighter, Halloween, Once Were Warriors, 28 Days Later, Sin City, the films of Mel Brooks (except Spaceballs), Big Man On Campus, Ichi: The Killer, Leon: The Professional, Shaun Of The Dead, THEM, Old School, The Fifth Element, the Die Hard series, The Exorcist, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1-2, Better Off Dead, The Last Man On Earth, Tim Burton films (except Planet Of The Apes and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), To Kill A Mockingbird, Night Watch (the Russian film), Day Watch, The Hidden, One Crazy Summer, Jurassic Park, Highlander, the Evil Dead series, The Fisher King, anything by Jim Jarmusch, The Replacements, Strange Brew, Desperado, Ed Wood, Ed Wood films, The Princess Bride, Return Of The Living Dead, The Thing From Another World, The Thing, Audition, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Phone, Legend, Memento, Spider Baby, May...to be continued...

Television:

I don't watch much television, but here are some faves, past and present...Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Night Gallery and The Twilight Zone (original), The Maxx, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kolchak: The Night Stalker (original), 30 Rock, Heroes, Becker, Lost, My Name Is Earl, Family Guy, American Dad, The Andy Griffith Show, The Office, The Simpsons, All In The Family, Kung Fu, Law & Order, King of the Hill, Sanford and Son, The Beverly Hillbillies, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Mr. Bean, The Chris Matthews Show, HARDBALL with Chris Matthews, Meet The Press, Dexter, Boston Legal, Scrubs, CSI: Miami, Life...

Books:

I Am Legend, Flowers For Algernon, Of Mice And Men, The Stand, The Rats, Shoeless Joe, Gray's Anatomy, Le Morte d'Arthur, Corson's Stage Make-Up, The Prophet, Book of the Dead (a compilation of zombie themed short stories, by famous authors)...

Lizzie

Heroes:

THOR

My family, especially my mom, who's strength was an inspiration (she's now with dad...we miss you and love you, both!), friends (you know who you are), Delana, Chris B., Gunnar, Sarah and Dan, Mark and Julie, Pablo, Alex, Chris G., Kevin, Adam, Courtney, Frank Frazetta, Willis O'Brien, Merian C. Cooper, Dick Smith, Ray Harryhausen, Rick Baker, Stan Lee, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Bettie Page and all who fight, to keep our country safe. Oh...and The Incredible Hulk! You rock, ya big, green bastaad!!! ;)

Avengeline

My Blog

Things just keep getting better and...

Hello my friends!I just wanted to bring something to your attention...  For the past couple of days, I've been receiving insanely hateful and vicious emails (at my AOL address) from an actress wh...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:08:00 PST

"Friends..."

Is it me...or is there a full moon out tonight!?  I just got the strangest message from someone I thought was a friend...  From what I gather, a supposed friend of theirs is fucking with the...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Mon, 26 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

Motor City Comicon...

Hello Everybody!Just a reminder...  Make sure you attend the Motor City Conventions Comicon, at the Rock Financial Showplace, in Novi, MI, this weekend (16th - 18th)!  There will be some awe...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:12:00 PST

Sirens of Cinema...

Oh jeez...I forgot to mention that the April issue (Vol. 2 No. 11) of "Sirens of Cinema" features my flick "DOG," in an article written (once again) by the phantasmagoriffic Debbie Rochon!!!  It ...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:23:00 PST

"SCARS" magazine...

Hello My Friends! I just picked up the April/May issue of "SCARS" magazine and it features a wonderful article, written by my friend, the beautiful and talented Debbie Rochon (known to us horror ...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:15:00 PST

Shtuff & Such...

Hello, my dear friends! I just wanted to take this time and apologize for not keeping in touch with everyone, as much as I'd like to...  I attempt to keep up with all of your wonderful messages a...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:43:00 PST

ATTENTION: Michiganiacs..!

I just wanted to take this time to remind everyone (in Michigan, who has Comcast Cable), to check out "CREEP THEATER," on Friday nights at Midnight...on your local Public Access channels!!! If you can...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:07:00 PST

Good ol censorship in the US of A..!

Looks like the FCC is strapped for cash.  No..? 'NYPD' Buttocks May Cost $1.4 Million APPosted: 2008-01-26 15:14:29 WASHINGTON (Jan. 26) - The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1....
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:51:00 PST

WOW...I feel better now...

Okay, I'm officially fed up..!  Will someone please tell me, what the hell has become of our world?!  Everyone and everything has become so "politically correct," our freedom and happiness i...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:31:00 PST

Hypocrisy...

Hey Gang! Something's buggin' me...I was fine, till I decided to peruse an ex-acquaintance's page...just to see what they've been up to?  Oh, knock it off...you've done it and you know it! lol An...
Posted by Dr. Flexi Jerkoff on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST