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Lady Dagger

Where in the story does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

About Me

I really don't want to talk about myself, because frankly, i've heard all my stories before. Anybody who really knows me knows that I'm kind of hard to classify anyway. I guess if I had to describe myself very briefly, I would say that I'm a walking contradiction. Well, that, and a freak of the highest magnitude.

My Interests


Evil, Satanic, and Horror picturesTattooing, Body piercing, inflicting pain on others, having pain inflicted on me, pain in general, running, infantile humor, drawing, stained glass, photography,playing devil's advocate, pissing people off just to see them get all worked up, thinking up answers to life's unanswerable questions, corruption of the innocent, kinky naughty stuff,........damn it, now I lost my train of thought! Well, let's just say that I like a lot of things.

I'd like to meet:

more freaks- they're my people! And maybe a nice, wholesome girl to practice kissing with.Girls Kissing

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Music:

Old school metal (Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Motley Crue), Korn, Tool, Cake, Mindless Self Indulgence (thanx Evan!), Gnarls Barkley, Ludacris, Kanye West, Arctic Monkeys, Nine Inch Nails, Phish, Rob Zombie, She Wants Revenge, and a lot more that I don't feel like mentioning here because it would take forever.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Secretary, any movie made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone(especially Baseketball and Orgazmo), old-school horror movies and any other movie that makes lame-ass little pussies in the movie theater scream (it makes me laugh)!

Television:

CARTOONS!!!! Specifically Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Spongebob, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, the Simpsons, Ren & Stimpy, South Park, Mucha Lucha, and anything anime-related. Especially if it involves anal-raping tentacle monsters. Oh, and I like Americas Next Top Model too. I know, I'm a freak. Oh, I almost forgot-- I love WWE Smackdown! Mmmm...burly guys in tiny trunks beating the crap out of each other.... gotta love that!

Books:

Anne Rice novels, anything pertaining to philosophy or metapysical studies, and anything that happens to be in the bathroom when I'm....well, you know. I also like your typical girly-girl magazines like Cosmo- you can never know too many ways to wow your man in bed!

My Blog

moving (again)!

So here I am, sitting here writing this, getting prepared for yet another move. Evan set the alarm for 10:00am so we could be up and out of the house at a decent time, but I got woken up early by two ...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

So I guess my nickname is true after all...

You scored as Fallen Angel. You are a Fallen Angel empath. You have not found your place in this world yet and wander as a lost soul. Your wings have been clipped but you know deep inside they will g...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

Third Strike

Don't even try itYou will not winI don't fucking buy itYou could NEVER have himHe was never even yoursDon't think that you can take my placeIf you don't back off nowYou're gonna lose your fucking ...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

It happened again

So on my way to work today, I felt fine. Got there and still felt fine, but then my coworker Roxie came in and started working next to me (about 4 or  feet away). After a few minutes, I became aw...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

Silly Putty

Push me, pull me twist me 'round your finger Turn me into something that you want me to be Pick away the pieces you don't consider pretty All the time remembering the ugly parts were me Imprint on m...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:31:00 PST

Empath(y)

You wanna know what's wrong with me? That's a real good question. I didn't ask for this. Believe me, if I could make it go away, I would. Just be normal, whatever that is. But for some reason, this ...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

Master Cleanse, or Masochist Cleanse?

So I started a new journey in my life a few days ago, one that definitely tops all of the other self-inflicted pain I have caused myself over the years. I started this thing called the Master Cleanse....
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:12:00 PST

Adult Survey

I'm not one for letting everyone in on the private details of my life (but if you are, that's ok, i'm just kind of a prude that way), so here is my survey that was put out in a bulletin by Kerri. Enjo...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:05:00 PST

Damn those sexy bitches

Well, if there's anyone out there who has been waiting impatiently for me to make with the second installment of my 2-part rant, I'd be surprised. I recently lost 50f my subscriptions (1 out of 2 peop...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST

Welcome to Crazytown- Population: Me

Ok, I know it isn't nice to pick on people, but according to the law of natural selection, it's pick on or be picked on, so I choose the more proactive approach. And since I happened to have a rather ...
Posted by Stabby rip Stab Stab on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST