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Patrick

This shit be mad soupy, yo

About Me



OFFICIAL CH SHOW WEBSITE

I'm tall, fat, and have the teeth of a sea creature...I have a soft spot in my heart for a petite Arabic woman named Natalie...I am a quirky, quiet jackass with a foot fetish...I cook for criminals for a living, and I LOVE IT...I express myself better through writing than speaking, but I hate to write...I detest political correctness...If you're reading this still, then you're a fagit
Standup comedy is my passion - not performing it though. I take salvation in promoting NYC's top comedians and featuring them on my Cringe Humor Shows.
I've been legally threatened, physically threatened, black-listed, had my shows jeopardized, and even had police detectives call me for the shit I have written about comedians. I've burned bridges with headliners, radio shows, clubs, etc. I wouldn't have it any other way.
If you're ever in NYC, you MUST attend a Cringe Humor Show. I guarantee you will have a great time.

My Interests

Sleeping, eating, shitting, jerking off. Repeat. I also love Brazilian lesbian ass licking porn and making crafts with the family.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who comes down to a Cringe Humor Show, and this man:

Music:

Children of Bodom, System Of A Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Soilwork, Meshuggah, In Flames, Strapping Young Lad, Fear Factory, Iron Maiden, Spineshank, Iced Earth, Opeth, Static-X, Soilwork, Mastodon, Scar Symmetry, Brainstorm, Audioslave, Nevermore, Game Over, Moonspell, Mushroomhead

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Dumb & Dumber, Slapshot, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Sin City, Kill Bill 1 & 2

Television:

Da Ali G Show, Tough Crowd, Family Guy

Heroes:

Jim Norton, Mick Foley, Keith Hernandez, Colin Quinn, Ron & Fez

My Blog

There Are Days I HATE This Business

Hooray for attention whore blogs!I hate not hearing back from Comedians. A simple Yes or No would be splendid, what the fuck?I hate my show STILL isn't sponsoredI hate I only have one comedian booked ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:37:00 PST

caramel magic shell is better than regular magic shell

discuss
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My nickname

is "Roastbeef" or "Patty Roastbeef" You all dont wanna know why
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am making a journal entry

entry
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST