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About Me

Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based ..ment like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

My Interests

Specific

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will buy me things:
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A very special thanks to Andrea for the video. FUCKING HILARIOUS. You are so damn talented.

Music:

90's rock ballads

Movies:

Superbad and No Holds Barred

Television:

Anything with people fighting (wrestling, boxing, MMA). Old school Nickolodean and South Park rule too.

Books:

I use them to level furniture.

Heroes:

Quiznos

My Blog

The Perfect Girl

People often ask me "hey Matt/Flea/whatever what is your definition of the perfect girl. What's the one look or mentality that she can possess that would win your heart, mind, and dick in a second?" W...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:08:00 PST

The Incredible "Not as good as other superhero movies but better then anything starring Ashton"

Well it's Fathers Day weekend and there's nothing better to do with dear ol' dad then see a superhero movie. A few years ago, it was Batman Begins. This year, it's the latest 100+ minute build up for ...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:15:00 PST

Vacation - wont be back till June 8th

Well I'm going away for a week. Taking a cruise to the Caribbean. This will be my longest vacation in......... well I've never been away this long. No phone, no computer, no anything. Just a packed su...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

I didn’t like the new Indiana Jones

I just saw this and am completely disappointed with it. As a fan of Lucas, Spielberg, Ford, and the entire Indiana Jones franchise, I went into this with medium expectations hoping to be blown away. I...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

Iron Man is the best superhero movie I have seen yet (no spoilers)

I have seen almost every superhero movie. From the early Superman to the The whole movie just worked so well. The hype delivered big time. It was fresh, the style was terrific, and it was soundtrack ...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

"Make your own salad" is ruining good food

Something that I noticed today that really bugged me is the ever-growing need for every single food establishment to serve "make your own salads". Nothing makes me spew liquid hate from every part of ...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST

Run Fatboy Run : The Ruins : two reviews (some spoilers)

Run Fatboy Run is a typical romantic comedy about a dad who wants to impress his ex wife that he still loves and wants to get rid of the asshole snotty boyfriend. I would be blasting this film and n...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

Short guys with gelled hair and glasses

Don’t all look the same. Enough of that stupid comparison.
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Wrestlemania 24 (the blog most of you don’t care about)

Overall thoughts on the night: First off, the production, set, look; was the best part by far. 74,000 people outside and it just looked incredible. One of my favorite sets they’ve ever done. TH...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST

16 facts about me (yes this is legit)

Here’s how you play! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 16 weird and/or random, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end of your blog choose 6 pe...
Posted by Charismatic Stallion on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST