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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

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About Me

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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I'd like to meet:

STOP SENDING ME MYSPACE IMS. I HATE THEM, THEY'RE ANNOYING AND YOU PROBABLY ARE TOO.
I WANNA MEET RYANTHEPEST!
nice people, with cool piercings, tattoos, and a future.
Charrrrrrrrrrrlie.
Phils fans. Flyers fans. Eagles fans.
O&A fans.

Yes, I have a lot of myspace friends, but they are there for a reason! I don't add everybody!

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Music:

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Television:

Friends. American Idol. The Office. Scrubs.

Books:

If it's not a book about fashion design, I don't have the time to look at the cover

Heroes:

Celia and myself for surviving so many years when in all seriousness, we should be dead. We are fuckin awesome and none of you compare to us and our mad staying alive skills. It's a skill now, yes. If you've never almost died, then you have no fuckin idea!

brad pitt's parents for having mad hot man making skills. opie and anthony. mitch hedberg. matthew perry. oprah. detective joe schillaci. sarah jessica parker. conan o'brien. narciso rodriguez.

My Blog

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Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

12 years.

It's been 12 years and it still drives me insane.
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

more funny.

Funny how people start drama and talk shit...yet hate drama and talk shit.i love writing empty blogs directed to a few people than 1000 people get to read.  :)
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

This made me chuckle.

Click here to get the MySpace Mixdown...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

I LOVE CALLING BITCHES OUT BY PLAYING THE GAMES THEY DO.HERE'S AN EMO SONG TO EXPRESS MY SENTIMENTS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IS COOL. Hey there, I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all. Where you...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

eight days ago

Everything was fine.  And now, it's not.
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

Revenge....

Of the Sith.Cereal.  I'm seriously out of cereal.  What the fuck.  I sitll probably have a bowl of Cap'n Crunch left, but after that, I have none.  And I'll probably fuckin eat tha...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

Confusion.

I don't like it.
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST

whoa.

I'm totally fuckin blogging.  It's been like 2 months.Things that happened of importance...I moved from 911 to 309.I am still a Phils fan.I love myself.I like eggs.O&A Party Rock.The end....
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:36:00 PST

O&A.

The ArticleIt's nearly official.I was skeptical my friends.  I screamed.  I yelled.  I cried.  Then today, I listened to the show...and like a Scientologist...I believed.  Thi...
Posted by Princess Consuela Banana Hammock on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:07:00 PST