Genius Diary of an Idiot Comic |
http://neilconstantine.blogspot.com/I think you'll find this site interesting...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:35:00 GMT |
I blog here now, not here anymore. |
Hey guys,Just letting all know that I will probably not be blogging on here anymore. I might blog every now and then, but for the most part it will be not much at all. Here is the link to where you ca...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:41:00 GMT |
George Carlin |
What can I add that probably has already been said of the man since his passing?Like most comics, Carlin was one of the first comedian I came into contact with. MY forray into hearing standup was some...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:22:00 GMT |
My joy smells like shit |
Hi there. Past few blogs I've written have been kind of whiney, so why not mix it up a bit with an update blog of sorts. Come along you rapscallions(Probably not spelled right. To bad I don't care)....
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 14:25:00 GMT |
To Whomever It May Concern |
Dear You,If you are a comic and you get offended at an open mic or a comedy show; please, quit doing comedy. Just put yourself out to pastor and eat a bullet.Not saying much, but just saying, do us al...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 20:51:00 GMT |
Open MIc NIght Fight |
I frequent open mics constantly, so as to get better as a comedian. A lot of these mics start to blur into the other the more you do it, seeing everyone over and over constantly. When this starts to h...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:26:00 GMT |
Leprechauns Charged with Tax Evasion |
Leprechauns Charged with Tax Evasion Reporting: Neil Constantine Ocala,Fla.- Some may find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but for this crossing guard, it was more than she ever bargained...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:06:00 GMT |
Leaked Clip Earns Daniel Day Lewis Early Praise |
Leaked Clip Earns Daniel Day Lewis Early Praise Reporting: Neil Constantine Star of Gangs of New York and There Will Be Blood; Daniel Day Lewis, has already become a front runner for every act...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:31:00 GMT |
Mac N’ Cheese to Divorce |
Mac N’ Cheese to Divorce Reporting: Neil Constantine In what may go down in the food industry as the most heart breaking news since the death of New Coke by suicide, Macaroni and Cheese have ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:07:00 GMT |
Boring Grandmother Causes Family Suicide |
Boring Grandmother Causes Family Suicide By:Neil Constantine Caldwell,Kansas - A family of four has commited suicide after Grandmother Louise Stolz told one too many "back in my day" stories. "Back ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:08:00 GMT |
