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About Me

I am a man and I make no excuses for my desires, I make no excuses for myself, and I move through the world without apology.
I'm young enough to do it, and old enough to do it right.
I've lived in 3 different states, as well as Japan, have toured the Far East extensively and became retired at the age of 34 from the FDNY.
I am an asshole with a heart of gold, or a nice guy that can be a real dick.
You decide which sounds better.
I love tender moments with little kittens and wee puppies, they are nicer than most people I meet, not afraid to show you who they really are, and usually let me scratch them behind the ears without filing any charges.
I am me, no more no less. I hate cheese. I sometimes take walks, but mostly, I fly. I am a superhero.
I am the one that chooses whether or not we get along.
You people that constantly argue over who should or should not be the President are brainwashed morons, and I am better than you.
It bothers me how Paul Newman puts his disembodied head on the packaging of all his products, the salad dressing especially. It's just plain old creepy.
I enjoy inappropriate racial, sexual orientation, and sexist humor that makes most people feel uncomfortable, because most people out there think it's belittling, when it's actually a celebration of differences.
I do what I want, when I want, and how I want, but you've probably figured that out already.

My Interests

The net, paintball, O&A, cringe humor, things that stimulate my mind.

I'd like to meet:

Fat chicks. People that laugh at my jokes. High self-esteem types that don't take things too seriously.
Whoever wrote this commercial...

Music:

Anything pretty much that's not from the sticks or the ghetto.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers, Old School, The Godfather 1 & 2, Sgt. Bilko, Arsonic & Old Lace, Band of Brothers, Office Space, Naughty College School Girls 37, Star Wars Saga, The Shawshank Redemption, Airplane!, M*A*S*H* (Yes, it was a movie first, and MUCH better than the TV show. Can you tell me the words to the opening theme song?), Slap Shot, I'm all over the place with this one...

Television:

Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Boston Legal, and since there is no section for radio, I will also list the Opie and Anthony Radio P'ogram on XM Satillite Radio.

Books:

The Game, How to make love like a porn star...A Cautionary Tale

Heroes:

Patrice O'Neal
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My Blog

Join me tonight...

As from the hours between 8 and 9PM CDT, I turn on every light in my house, even the ones on the front and back porches that I have absolutley no use for unless I am actually on one of them.I am looki...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:53:00 PST

Maddox = My Hero

Yes another one from Maddox, so I am an uncreative douche, I'll get better again if I once again decide to abuse perscription medication.Enjoy... No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me ...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

It's people like this that make me feel normal...

Found on Craigslist.com...*****respond with what i request please one sentance does not cut it******** Yes, I am the one that posted a week ago. I still need a few good men. I am inducing lactation an...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

It's over Johnny...

I got my pension.Jesus fucking christ, 3 years of this bullshit. I was worn down to a nub with all this crap the city of New York was throwing at me left and right, denying me here, deferring me there...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

Whoopie Goldberg...

Unreal, I have a newfound respect for Whoopie Goldberg.Opie & Anthony have been lamblasting Whoopie on her new radio show in NYC. Whoopie just walked into the XM studio's about 30 minutes ago, una...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:02:00 PST

Another one stolen from Maddox...

So Maddox is my hero, here is his website:www.maddox.xmission.com. I've been getting a lot of email lately from people sending me this stupid 9/11 conspiracy video called "Loose Change." I've tr...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

Stolen from Maddox...

First of all, the label "African American" is the dumbest, most persistently used phrase in our vernacular. Every time you call someone an "African American," you're making at least two assumptions ab...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

My post on wackbag.com and FullblownAIDS.com

Copy and pasted for your enjoyment....Non-O&A fans can just skip this one.I personally think PalTalk is for people with no life outside of the show, attention whores, and those that want to bring ...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

This is fucking funny

I'm not too wild about the veterans from Iraq being in here, but you've got to take the good with the bad... Suicide number 2, and Murderer number 3 are my personal favorites www.mydeathspace.com...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:49:00 PST

Der tunder and der lightnin of der nor'easter

Yea so we are getting hit with a Nor'Easter right now... These things are unique creatures these Nor'Easters, half blizzard, half severe thunderstorm. For those of you unfamiliar with w...
Posted by The Big Bad Wolf on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:07:00 PST