As I've told Brendan... fuck dressing up to impress chicks. If they don't accept me for me, then they're cunts I don't want to deal with. Fuck 'em, and I hope they pass me by... only to be raped by someone wearing a collared shirt.
Metallica, Doobie Brothers, AC/DC, Biz Markie, Eminem, Black Sabbath / Ozzy, Boston, The Doors, White Stripes, Chicago, Eagles, ELO, Alice in Chains, Collective Soul, Phish, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Phish, Grateful Dead, Primus, CKY, Cream, Eric Clapton, Disturbed, Godsmack, Henry Mancini, Wilson Pickett, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Guns N Roses, KoRn, Judas Priest, Sex Pistols, The Who, System of a Down, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Sam and Dave, Tom Petty, Marylin Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Steve Miller Band, .38 Special, War, Warren Zevon...
Mostly comedies...
"Caddyshack", "The Blues Brothers", "Pulp Fiction", "Serial Mom", "History of the World Part I", "The Princess Bride", the National Lampoon's series minus "Vegas Vacation", the CKY series, "Under Seige", The "Cheech & Chong" Movies
Clint Eastwood Movies:
Spaghetti Westerns ("The Good, the Bad, the Ugly"; "For a Few Dollars More"; "A Fistful of Money")
The Dirty Harry series ("Dirty Harry", "The Enforcer", "Magnum Force", "Sudden Impact")also "The Gauntlet".
Plus more wasted time in front of a screen.
The Simpsons, Married...With Children (thanks FX), MacGyver, Conan O'Brien, M*A*S*H*, All in the Family, and also Tough Crowd a lot more too, but this is stupid...
The Dictionary
Layne Staley, George Carlin