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Kevin

Name your God and bleed the freak.

About Me

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And I just realized this profile sucks a big one. I'll make it more-gooder if/when I get bored. I have priorities in life, and fucking around with myspace is just above being fingerbanged by a leper.

I'm actually a great person with a sense of humor that makes me look like a complete dirtbag at times. Some would call it Gallow's Humor, others might say 'sick and disturbing.'
Here.... some random bullshit:

The cover to one of the best movies ever

I gotta insert more shit here later

Create your own visitor map!

Spoonman Video Spoonman lyrics - Soundgarden lyrics Soundgarden Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCure

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

As I've told Brendan... fuck dressing up to impress chicks. If they don't accept me for me, then they're cunts I don't want to deal with. Fuck 'em, and I hope they pass me by... only to be raped by someone wearing a collared shirt.

Music:

Metallica, Doobie Brothers, AC/DC, Biz Markie, Eminem, Black Sabbath / Ozzy, Boston, The Doors, White Stripes, Chicago, Eagles, ELO, Alice in Chains, Collective Soul, Phish, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Phish, Grateful Dead, Primus, CKY, Cream, Eric Clapton, Disturbed, Godsmack, Henry Mancini, Wilson Pickett, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Guns N Roses, KoRn, Judas Priest, Sex Pistols, The Who, System of a Down, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Sam and Dave, Tom Petty, Marylin Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Steve Miller Band, .38 Special, War, Warren Zevon...

Movies:

Mostly comedies... "Caddyshack", "The Blues Brothers", "Pulp Fiction", "Serial Mom", "History of the World Part I", "The Princess Bride", the National Lampoon's series minus "Vegas Vacation", the CKY series, "Under Seige", The "Cheech & Chong" Movies

Clint Eastwood Movies:
Spaghetti Westerns ("The Good, the Bad, the Ugly"; "For a Few Dollars More"; "A Fistful of Money")
The Dirty Harry series ("Dirty Harry", "The Enforcer", "Magnum Force", "Sudden Impact")also "The Gauntlet".

Plus more wasted time in front of a screen.

Television:

The Simpsons, Married...With Children (thanks FX), MacGyver, Conan O'Brien, M*A*S*H*, All in the Family, and also Tough Crowd a lot more too, but this is stupid...

Books:

The Dictionary

Heroes:

Layne Staley, George Carlin

My Blog

Another piece of shit cop

I'm sure most of you have seen this, but once again, here's what a TYPICAL fucking cop does because why? I don't know, part of their job, I guess. Personally if I were the kid I would've hit the fat...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

War on drugs... worse than the iraq war

Delaware was the first state to ratify the U.S. Constitution. It may be the first state to be afflicted with a fully operational death squad  unless a civil lawsuit filed on Friday against the murder...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:44:00 PST

Typical fucking pig

I love this shit. From the New York Post...TECH, 'LIES' & AUDIOMP3 TEEN NAILS COPDecember 7, 2007 -- A teen shooting suspect's quick decision to record his interrogation with a hidden MP3 device ...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:27:00 PST

What the fuck

someone called the cops on me tonight, apparently, saying we were drinking. by the time the cop came, i was just chillin on the side of the road listening to music. Just before i had jump-started a ...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

random Boston Herald article...

BOSTON HERALD INSIDE TRACK - 'C-WORD' MAKES IT ON LIVE TVFrom The Inside Track section of The Boston Herald:We hear that the suits at Fox 25 were all lathered up yesterday after a sign-toting stuntman...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

dum dumm....

MTV didn't want them to play a certain song, so Kurt f'd with them.... Only 2 people will know what I mean.... I hate inside jokes.I'm the funniest person around....
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:29:00 PST

Milton

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Posted by Kevin on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

FBA Softball Game

Well, this was a fun day, wasn't it? Well, for my crew, consisting of me, jimmy, struff, james and kev, we were rolling along 95 on our way to new york when we see a cloud of dust off the left side o...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST