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Mike

I'm gonna open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at em. And do you know why? Because I want you

About Me



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
- Dean Martin


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Music:

Elvis Presley, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Johnny Cash, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble, AC/DC, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Buddy Guy, George Thorogood and The Destroyers, Robert Palmer, Bruce Springsteen, Mötley Crüe, Van Halen, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Kid Rock, Ice-T, RUN DMC, Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, NWA, Bob Seger, Black Sabbath, Tito and Tarantula, The Blasters, Jimmie Vaughn, Drowning Pool, Godsmack, Guns N' Roses, Method Man, Wu Tang Clan, John Mellencamp, Billy Idol, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Metalica, Aerosmith

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Bachelor Party, The Big Lebowski, Sexy Beast, Shaun Of The Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Smokey and The Bandit, Scarface, GoodFellas, Casino, Midnight Run, Beverly Hills COP, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Bad Tatse, Star Wars, Reservior Dogs, The Devil's Rejects, Halloween, The Exorcist, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Roadracers, Sin City, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, The Films of Low Budget Pictures, The Toxic Avenger, Terror Firmer, Kung Fu Hustle, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, The Friday the 13th Series, Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy vs Jason, History Of the World Part I, Spaceballs, Swingers, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, This is Spinal Tap, Tombstone, Used Cars, Coming To America, Trading Places, Ghostbusters, The Blues Brothers, Natural Born Killers, Bad Lieutenant, Bad Santa, Viva Las Vegas, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Escape From New York, Big Trouble In Little China, RoboCop, Showgirls, Do The Right Thing, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Airplane!, Naked Gun, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Saturday Night Fever, Re-Animator, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Glengarry Glen Ross, Hard Boiled, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, A Better Tomorrow II, City On Fire, The Last House On The Left, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Heat, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Caddyshack, Beautiful Girls, Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke, A Christmas Story, The Ref, Swimming With Sharks, The Usual Suspects, The Way Of The Gun, Coffy, Foxy Brown, Super Fly, Shaft, Natioanl Lampoon's Vacation, Natioanl Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Natioanl Lampoon's Animal House, Better Off Dead, American Psycho, Dark Blue, Donnie Brasco, Ed Wood, Batman, Beetlejuice, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, The Cannonball Run, Narc, Office Space, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, Baseketball, Payback, Psycho, Pushing Tin, Rio Bravo, King Of New York

Television:

The Three Stooges, The Shield, The Sopranos, Rescue Me, My Name Is Earl, Lucky Louie, South Park, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Las Vegas, Arrested Development, Henry's Film Corner/The Henry Rollins Show, The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Entourage, Deadwood, Married with Children, MXC, Miami Vice, Insomniac, Chappelle's Show, The Man Show, Fawlty Towers

Books:

HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales of a Meaty Breasted Zilch by Jim Norton, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Miller's SIN CITY, Make Your Own Damn Movie by Lloyd Kaufman, Rebel Without A Crew by Robert Rodriguez, If Chins Could Kill Confessions of a B-Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell, The Complete Poetic Works of Michael Madsen Volume 1 1995-2005, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell

Heroes:



My Blog

Late Night in Gotham (video)

The "Late Night in Gotham" sketch I did for THE BOB SHOW... Check it out, let me know what you think... ...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

I play Kid Rock in 2 skits for The Bob Show (videos)

"The World's Most Eligible Bachelor" UNEDITED Version "Kid Rock's Pimp Juice" ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST

Canada has some of the finest beaver in the world....

Shit makes me laugh... and I like the beer......CHASING BEAVERSCORING BEAVERPET BEAVER...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST

THE SHOOT (a short film I play a bad motherfucker in)

THE SHOOT: Director's CutDirected by Sean Luck & Jonathan Wilson-LuckOriginal Music by Social Hero**I play BAD GUY ..2**48 Hour Film Project - ProvidenceScreened: Tues. July 18 Time: 6:30pm (Group A)P...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

O&A's WBCN & XM TV SpotS & Bill Burr in Philly (Virus Tour)

SHE HAD A MONSTER SET OF TITS! (NEW O&A XM TV SPOT)O&A'S TV COMERCIAL (WBCN)BILL BURR TELLS PHILLY HOW HE REALLY FEELS(O&A TRAVELING VIRUS TOUR)...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST

ROBERT RODRIGUEZ & QUENTIN TARANTINO'S GRIND HOUSE!!!

THIS FLICK IS GONNA KICK SO MUCH FUCKING ASS!!!...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

Denis Leary & Lenny Clarke rip on Mel Gibson @ the Sox Game

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Posted by Mike on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST

Arrested Development Drinking Game

I got a small list off a website, but the majority of the complete list bellow I came up with... I played it last Friday night with Will... We were fucking shitfaced by episode 4... Just a tip if any...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

What the FUCK!!! (Afternoon traffic)

WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE BUMPER TO BUMPER FUCKING TRAFFIC @ 1pm ON A TUESDAY??????? I'll tell ya why...  Because of you nosey, rubber-necking motherfuckers!!!  I can understand slowing down ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:24:00 PST

A Year of Bad Taste... (stolen from Carly)

**January**1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?i'm sure i made one, but i was pretty shitfaced... So it was probably something like, expose myself to 8 elementary schools this year...2. ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:20:00 PST