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Orie Jr - Patron Saint of Stripper Patience

About Me


I grew up in Algona, a small town in northern Iowa. From there I went to Iowa City to attend the University of Iowa. I was taking classes in computer engineering, and chemistry. I was paying for school all by myself and after three years the bills got the best of me. I quit school and started working part time jobs. This is what lead me to the bar business.

I have allways had an interest in music (back then I collected vinyl albums and habe a little more than a couple thousand). I ended up working at a 50s and 60s bar working the door and occasionly the DJ booth. That bar got sold and the new owner turned it into a strip club. I continued working there, and they kept expanding. I ended up being the general manager of a chain of six strip clubs. The owner was getting old and ready to retire so he started slowly selling off his clubs. When we were down to the last one he was willing to part with, my best freind and I decided to purchase it from him. So here I am now, the owner of a gentlemens club.


http://www.dancersranch.com

Working in this business for 16 years has made me think that women are inherently evil. I have found out I was right. So here it is, mathematical proof that women are evil.


And while I am having a little fun, here is a game for you. See if you can find the apricot.


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Stripper Logic

STRIPPER LOGIC Does it exist? Is that an oxymoron? Definitely a conundrum.   Allow me to give you an example. The ladies that dance for us make their own schedules and have to pay a small f...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:49:00 GMT

Pay Attention

Rules   I know the stripper stories are more entertaining to all of you , my faithful readers, but I need to relate to you more stories of how not to act when out drinking. Get out your paper a...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Are You Mad At ME? Why ASK

Are You OK?   Wow, I HATE these words. They are just above "Are you mad at me?".  People that ask these questions more than once piss me off even more. It's bad enough for some people to ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Do You Trust Your Lovers?

I Know You Want HerThe great Lenny Bruce had a bit he did about a couple guys talking in a strip club.  The two guys are looking at one of the club's finest ladies and this conversation comes up...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Lets Get It On,

WANNA FIGHT?!?!? I let out a lot of steam the last time we met. I must admit I am a bit depressed I could not pick a fight with anyone over the smoking issue. Thank you Slinky for a spirited conver...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:51:00 GMT

Clean Air My Ass

  Kick another freedom to the curb.  The Iowa Smokefree Air Act took effect on July 1, 2008.  What a crock full of shit this is.  In a nutshell this piece of legislation makes...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:17:00 GMT

ANSWERS

Answers I dodged a bit of a bullet in as much as none of my employees that read my blog worked up the courage to ask any questions that they could think of. I was questions by 10 people, so you all ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:21:00 GMT

Ask Me Anything

*sigh* That very Dirty Sally has tagged me. Does that make her the roses petals or the thorns? I may have to ponder that for a while. I may never find the answer. Sally says that this is a gr...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:30:00 GMT

SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULD NOT DRINK

SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULD NOT DRINK I am still dealing with my piddly little water problems. I have learned to put things in perspective though. I would be looking for sympathy from people in ordinary...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:56:00 GMT

A FLOOD OF RAGE

Self Centered Sons-a-Bitches   For those of you that have been on another planet for the last week, Cedar Rapids and most of Iowa has been devastated by flood waters.  The Cedar River wen...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:35:00 GMT