Dale |
www.dalethemovie.com
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The movie is coming city to city this year and it's something I'm very proud of.
I promise that you can care less about racing and still enjoy it....
Posted by rory on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST |
My Best Parenting Tool |
My Best Parenting Tool
Been watching my son Cooper a lot lately. And by "watching" I mean watching children's shows on the television with him. His Mom is more into teaching him how to read and...
Posted by rory on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST |
Hangin' with Cool Hand Luke |
When I'm not blazing a heroic trail on the Stand-Up comedy circuit, I work during the day as a producer for NASCAR Images. It's basicly the NFL Films of NASCAR. For almost a year now, me and...
Posted by rory on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST |
My First Father's Day |
Well, I celebrated my first Father's Day as a Dad. It was pretty darn good. I got a few gifts. For starters a coffee mug that states I am the "Father of the Year". Wow. After only 9 weeks on the job. ...
Posted by rory on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST |
Potty Training |
I was over my friend's house and they were trying to potty train their 2-year old. Every time he went in the "potty", they gave him an M&M. Sounds pretty nice. Why can't they do that tec...
Posted by rory on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:27:00 PST |
Bonding with my boy |
So I was feeding my three-week old son late one night. I have a bottle in one hand and a televison remote control in the other. My boy is resting on my knee. As I'm flipping ...
Posted by rory on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:42:00 PST |
I can finally add "proud parent" to the "My Space" profile |
Well, it happened. I'm a Dad. I guess God has a cruel sense of humor on society. Let me tell you how it went down:
It was a cold, lonely night and I begged and begged my wife. "Please it will only tak...
Posted by rory on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:01:00 PST |
Designated Pregnant Driver |
One perk to having a pregnant wife, I always have a designated driver. The old lady can't drink unless she wants to endure a lifetime of guilt. But I've found that a pregnant, sober wife isn't very fu...
Posted by rory on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST |
Pregnancy Sex |
Just got me some pregnant poontang. For those guys who have never tried doing the nasty with a woman who's 36 weeks pregnant, picture making love to kangaroo.
If you ever want to exp...
Posted by rory on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST |
Heaven and Vomit |
This past week my wife and I both had a nasty stomach flu. It got so bad yesterday I prayed for death, which got me thinking. If I died hugging the bowl would I make it to heaven? (See, I like to get ...
Posted by rory on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:14:00 PST |
