I AM DOING STAND UP PART TIME....AND I WANT TO DO IT FULL TIME...I DO NOT HAVE AN AGENT...BESIDES MYSELF....SO PLEASE BOOK ME...I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH..AND I LOVE TO [email protected].........
I AM DOING STAND UP PART TIME....AND I WANT TO DO IT FULL TIME...I DO NOT HAVE AN AGENT...BESIDES MYSELF....SO PLEASE BOOK ME...I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH..AND I LOVE TO [email protected].........
Stand up comedy, reading poetry to my stuffed animal, watching a cornicopia of movies, perform one man one act plays in the break room of Lunds Grocery store in minneapolis, MN, singing badly on city buses, vaccumming and doing laundry at random peoples houses, walking backwards, occasional glances at people as the walk away from me, and last but not least eating pudding.
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George Clooney, Marvin the Martian, cousin Larry Appleton (actually I forgot the actors name who played cousin Larry Appleton and I am so sorry for that), William H. Macy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, anybody from the cast of shield, Seth from the reality tv show kept, any body with the last name Zornoff, Greg Behrendt, Rosa Parks (wait...too soon...), Zach Braff, Conan Obrien, Frank Miller, Jeff Daniels or was it Bill Pullman...damnit..which was it...ok both..yeah both Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman and that is my final answer, Kevin Spacey (my freakin idol), Christopher Walken (for obvious reasons), Ben Stiller, anybody with really shiny shoes, and anybody who has a halfway decent smile.
SHOWTUNES AND THE FOOTLOOSE SOUNDTRACK....
TOP 3 MOVIES 1. USUAL SUSPECTS 2. RESEVIOR DOGS 3. FOOTLOOSEBOTTOM 3 1. BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2. GIGLI 3. FOOTLOOSEMIDDLE 3 1. GOODFELLAS 2. BLOOD SIMPLE 3. FOOTLOOSEHORROR MOVIES 1. ROSEMARYS BABY 2. EXORCISTS 3. FOOTLOOSE.ALLRIGHT I HAVE A CONFESSION I LOVE FOOTLOOSE SO MUCH THAT I MENTIONED FOOTLOOSE SIX TIMES IN THIS MOVIE CATEGORY..
Criminal Minds with Mandy Pantikin (great script, great acting, and great stories) Oh Mandy you came and you gave a kick ass show with a lot of killers and crime.Stella (comedy gold) i will sell whats left of my soul to be on it.Family Guy (the new simpsons but even better)CSI (the first one) William Peterson kicks ass even though I adore Gary Sinise as much as the next guy.Breaking Bonaduce (as far as reality tv show goes this kicks ass)
Huge fan of Phillip K Dick and John Grisham. Right now I am reading JD Sallinger Catcher in the Rye.
Todd Glass, Winnie Cooper, Ian Bagg, Sean Rouse, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attel, my mother, cancer patients, Jim Gaffigan, Eric Nigg, Mitch Hansen, Sam Grittner, Matt Olson, The Label, Starbucks Coffee, Lenny Bruce, Bill hicks, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, people with the last name zornoff, Todd Barry, Kevin Spacey, Turnips, Gary Sinise, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Buckwheat, Oliver Platt, my next door neighbor Kathy Korn, Mandy Pantikin, Frank Caliendo, Jon Lovits, Jim Florentine, Frank Sinatra and the entire Rat Pack, and last but not least Gravvy the stuttering insult comic.....If I forgot to mention your name and felt you should be mentioned i am truely sorry i am tired and you should seek help for wanting me to want you as a hero.....