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Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA

Jokes Happen.......

About Me

I’m a Comedian living in my head, which….I…keep in Milwaukee. It’s a weird job being a Comedian, when people ask me what I do, I tell them “I’m a comedian” and they say, “oh… really…” That’s when the Cry Wolf Factor comes into play, am I really a Comedian or am I just joking?I'm also very tall for my height.... 4ft 23 1/2 inches.

My Interests

I'm only interested in interesting stuff, I have no interest in boring stuff. Also I am interested in interesting people, boring people do NOT interest me, if your boring I'm not intrested. I do keep a close eye on the interest paid on my interest bearing checking account. So far this year I have earned .12 cents in interest.... yey! NOW That Interests me!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet God for lunch, I would eat a Tuna melt and a Fruit Cup.. and God would be like "takes one to eat one" and I'd be like "ya well takes one to make one" and we would both laugh and say... I don't get it... then I'd stick him with the bill, cause he can afford it, Gods a republican, i know I see him at the meetings.

Music:

Brittany Spears before she flashed her scabby pie! What a whore. Now I'm into Hanna Montana, she knows how to keep it in her pants, and she can really rock.

Movies:

I'm not sure what to think of this, but I laughed, ya, laughed! I've tried this line at least 3 times, and it only work twice. What a loser!

Books:

Are you making fun of my lack of reading skills?

Heroes:

My Parents and Jucy Fruit.

My Blog

Comedy Show Nov 5th at the BBC Milwaukee

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Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:42:00 PST

Mortgage Crisis

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/barack_obama_and_the_ strategy.html   I have been trying to explain to everyone I know and meet how we got into this Economic disaster.   Sadly I ...
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:58:00 PST

Phelps easily wins 6th Olympic gold medal and dies in drowning pool of death.

Phelps easily wins 6th Olympic gold medal and dies in drowning pool of death. 2 hours, 0 minutes ago BEIJING (CliffTv report)Michael Phelps won his sixth gold medal of the Beijing Olympics on Friday...
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:32:00 PST

Update movie review; New Batman movie totally fake.

CliffTv review: New Batman movie totally fake. Fake! No way! Are people really falling for this shit? Come on, a guy in a black cape with a bat mask? Really? And it's not even set in San Francisco, it...
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:09:00 PST

Brett Favre said if you wont let me play I want my Balls back.

Brett Favre said in an interview with CliffTv: "I told the Packers organization that if they won't let me play then I want my balls back, and if you ain't got no balls you got no game and if you got n...
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:59:00 PST

Miss America trips over own penis, judges shocked!

One judge remarked "I didn't know you could trip over your own penis"....
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:41:00 PST

June 27th is the day that our founding Fathers had the first 8 days to the 4th of July party.

June 27th is the day that our founding Fathers had the first 8 days to the 4th of July party. Here's why June 27 day is so important. June and July both have 4 letters, so take 27th of June divide by...
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:55:00 PST

Karma not willing to give back in spite of its self&..

"I know it's all about me, and that's that, I'm not giving, I dish it out; so do as I say not as I do." Said Karma.
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:15:00 PST

Gay couples rush to California to get a legal divorce.

Bill and Samuel Berezniki of Cincinnati OH, are thrilled that California now recognizes Gay marriages as legal unions. Bill "we are so happy that Californians' can now experience marriage the way Samu...
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:00:00 PST

Thursday

Today is Thursday, the last day of the week before Friday. This has been the word of Cliff.
Posted by Cliff says, dont forget to vote Nov 5th, go USA on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST