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plumber

F.C. TIL I D-I-E-I-E

About Me

surfin' slopes, drinkin' booze and heavy metal ..

My Interests

monkeys, enchiladas, whiskey, pizza, tacos

I'd like to meet:

my bartender ..

Music:

..sketeton witch, witchcraft, burning witch, angelwitch, witchfinder general, goatsnake, goatwhore, electric wizard, mastodon, slayer, evil army, venom, behemoth, pentagram, queens of the stone age, the obsessed, trouble, fu manchu, orange goblin, sleep, Om, glorior belli, bethlehem, mayhem, darkthrone, immortal, high on fire, warbringer, arsis, bonded by blood, early man, hank III, george jones, willie nelson, st. vitus, candlemass, the sword, big business, d.r.i., hellhammer, exhumed, death, obituary, eye hate god, tsjunder

Movies:

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Television:

tim and eric's awesome show! great job, xavier: renegade angel, it's always sunny in philadelphia, flight of the conchords, arrested development, metalocalypse, weeds, entourage, freaks and geeks, reno 911, tom goes to the mayor, wondershowzen

Books:

any drunken shit that comes out of bukowski's mouth, and lords of chaos

Heroes:

smelliot rulez

My Blog

poo poo on you hi fi!

NOBODY PUTS LUKE IN A CORNER! it's too bad when a nice little coffee shop is run by a batshit crazy woman and her coke head boyfriend. BOYCOTT HI FI CAFE! 
Posted by plumber on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:43:00 PST

summer on vh1

i love money... best reality show of the summer. although 'brooke knows best' is just starting. also, everyone should buy the new cannabis corpse album. it pretty much rules. frolics parade was awesom...
Posted by plumber on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:26:00 PST

contemplating

how can a band go from being awesome to sucking more dick than a gay pornstar? metallica did just that. one minute they're all "BLACKENED!" then it's all 'enter sandman' bullshit! just got the reissue...
Posted by plumber on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:33:00 PST

ranting....

i could go on about fatasses in scooters or idiots wearing pajama pants and waiting for the bus..but, listening to this witchcraft album rules.
Posted by plumber on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST

so i woke up this morning...

and got to get a tooth pulled. i love saturday mornings.
Posted by plumber on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:39:00 PST

christivus ’08

i just want to say a happy christivus to all and to all a happy christivus! remember to eat your meat, drink alot, have fun and never player hate!
Posted by plumber on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:40:00 PST

motrcycle time!

winter's almost over, snow is melting and my motorcycle is lonely. frozen snot ride this saturday, can't wait!
Posted by plumber on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:47:00 PST

what happens to you when you walk around in cold, rainy seattle for 5 days?

you get sick! or at least i do. happy new years everyone! i love you all... most of the time, but some of you i love all of the time. you know who you are.
Posted by plumber on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST

i don’t do it when i’m not gassy

m.o.t.o. last night was fucking awesome. talia fell over me and skinned the shit out of her chin. a giant "thank you" to all of the bands that played my  birthday show last weekend: the mistreate...
Posted by plumber on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:51:00 PST

livin’ the high life.

i'll keep this simple. i feel sorry for those of you in this great land of ours who do not get to experience the orange miller high life cans in honor of fall and hunting season. here in wisconsin and...
Posted by plumber on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:01:00 PST