painting (go to http://www.flickr.com/photos/lchappelle/ or http://www.portfolios.com/LCHAPPELLE if you care. or go fuck yourself if you don't.) emmylou. scroatizing words and phrases. wacky sound effects. seedy underbellies. the blackest of all humor. anything that has been smoked, food-wise, that is. sundays, more like FUNdays! egoism. punk rock. overcoming my social anxiety disorder with booze. taco tuesdays! licking pussy. alienation. rock n roll. spermin' the girl. baseless anger at just about everything around me. things that are funny. misanthropy. shots and bong hits, dude. funny obituary pictures. creepy things. the ever worsening state of current events. collecting art from thrift stores. lycanthropy. taking my big foot out of my big mouth all the time. inanity. hallucinating. being smelly. eating bacon like a motherfucker. wacky erotica, but not zany pornography, confusing dreams i've had with reality. making fun of people behind, or not so behind, their backs. getting a piece of the awesome beef jerky they have at the liquor store across the street from my house when i go buy sparks. making up good/ mean nicknames for people. flipping off children when their parents aren't looking. pranks. sparks plus induced tomfoolery. catching small animals in the wild. being sick alot. getting drunk and making an ass out of myself. cockfighting. crunk jams.
Uggingtons, Chudenheimers, Cheepsk8ters, von Wiggersteins, and of course college kids with their ceaseless love for, as Alicia Silverstone puts it, "complaint rock."
when i'm not jammin' on the 'seinfeld' theme whilst engaging in a little C.B.T. i'm probably listening to my balls slapping against emily's chin...j/k (but really)SPIDER, MISTREATERS, DICKS, TV GHOST, ADVERTS, metal urbain, NIGHT TERRORS, WHITE SAVAGE, wax museums, HEX DISPENSERS, TYRADES, BLACK LIPS, ESG, REATARDS, urinals, chrome, the bags, sonic chicken 4, cheap time, hibachi stranglers, jeanie and the tits, gaye blades, selmanaires, pissed jeans, static static, syz, debris, FEAR, C.C.R., SWELL MAPS, WIZZARD SLEEVE, mannequin men, BOLD ONES, DAILY VOID, JOHNNY AND THE LIMELITES, BOSTON CHINKS, DESTRUCTION UNIT,okmoniks, STRANGE BOYS,THE PETS, CRIME, undertones, nerves, blowtops, jessy bulbo, carpettes, thomas function, sagger, undertones, JAY REATARD, kids, ANDRE WILLIAMS, GROUPIES, the worst, tony sagger one man band, SNEAKY PINKS, pulp, viki, zolar-x, techno animal, intelligence, A-FRAMES, kbd comps, T-REX, BLANK-ITS, QUINTRON, BIG TUCK, MAGAS, THE CRAMPS, old rockabilly, birthday party, TEENAGE JESUS AND THE JERKS, BLEED, the reverse, hasil adkins, twilight circus, crash normal, nailbomb, melvins, gun club, THE STONES, fm knives, lil jon, vee dee, mr. oizo, m.o.t.o., COUNTRY TEASERS, guilty pleasures, rose tattoo, ac/dc, EARLY roxy music, VOLT, THE SPITS, GRAVEDIGGAZ, o.d.b., all that crazy french synth/ no-wave/ rock stuff, hip-hop 78-95, CHOPPED AND SKREWED, born bad comps, plastikman, early adult., TAMION 12 INCH, LOST SOUNDS, ANGRY ANGLES, final solutions, king louie, imminent starvation, some skinny puppy, james chance/ white, JOY DIVISION/ WARSAW, busy signals, STOOGES, catholic boys, the drags, PONYS, dead boys, hot machines, miss alex white, hunches, booty house, hymen records, reigning sound, baseball furies, HEADACHE CITY, KRUNCHIES, functional blackouts, TOKYO ELECTRON, LIVEFASTDIE, KING KHAN AND BBQ SHOW, mind controls, V.U., pagans, blow-tops, muslimgauze, mc5, old electro, dr. octogon, GARY NUMAN/ TUBEWAY ARMY, lightning bolt, monitors, kill-a-watts, SOLVENT, squarepusher, lustmord, EINSTURZENDE NEUBATEN, KRAFTWERK, gg allin/ murder junkies, old wax trax stuff, little killers, call me lightning, guilty pleasures, johnny thunders, N.Y. DOLLS, EARLY SABBATH, old pantera, MAX CAVALERA SEPULTURA, triggers, some bowie, KILLMEMORYCRASH, knifehandchop, eats tapes, early foetus, throbbing gristle, persuaders, DIGITAL LEATHER, cococoma, goodnight loving, timeflys, demon's claws, BAUHAUS, the fall, scratch acid/ jesus lizard, motor, SPANK ROCK, THE VOLUPTUOUS HORROR OF KAREN BLACK, (nowadays anything by) LYDIA LUNCH (has she done anything bad, ever?) speedy j, plastikman, gris gris, lustmord, aphex twin, anthony rother, birthday party, bob log III, coachwhips, devo, some coil, diamanda galas, dj assault, dj skrew, some godflesh, some green velvet, KRAFTWERK, OBLIVIANS, PRINCE PAUL, pulp, slick rick, squarepusher, SYD BARRETT, TUXEDOMOON, whodini, early wu-tang (clan), vanishing, vulvettes, zolar x, shady lady, swell maps, lil' jon and/or the eastside boyz, ian hunter, SIMPLY SAUCER, PLEXI 3, human eye, zz top, repeating myself, this is getting ridiculous....
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i'm going nuts building my video collection...lynch, kurasowa, wes anderson, herzog, pt anderson, scorcese, burton, solondz, miike, argento, kubrick, cronenberg, waters, horror, anything by judd apatow, any superhero summer blockbuster type of movie
ballard, vonnegut, philip k. dick, murakami, orwell, hemingway, lovecraft/ chtulu mythos, chomsky, biographies, history, philosophy, art theory, science, "2012: the return of quezacoatl," by daniel pinchbeck, read this. also, to quote egon spengler "print is dead."
clifford still, david lynch, cy twombly, egon schiele, francis bacon, larry david, philip k dick, akhenaten, malcolm x, matt groening, max ernst, basquiat, giacometti, josef broz tito, hemingway, my father, more...