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Ralph Chuddington III

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooouuuup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

i'm starting a really, really new band. we're called OC/DC and we'd be really good if we didn't have to wash our hands three times after every song. plus our instruments are dripping with bleach and all our songs are about mom. "THE LOX NESS MONSTER AND THE BAY OF GULLS," COLLABORATION WITH TOM STACK FOR CEDAR BLOCK'S AUGUST 2008 SHOW AT THE MILWAUKEE ART MUSEUM

My Interests

painting (go to http://www.flickr.com/photos/lchappelle/ or http://www.portfolios.com/LCHAPPELLE if you care. or go fuck yourself if you don't.) emmylou. scroatizing words and phrases. wacky sound effects. seedy underbellies. the blackest of all humor. anything that has been smoked, food-wise, that is. sundays, more like FUNdays! egoism. punk rock. overcoming my social anxiety disorder with booze. taco tuesdays! licking pussy. alienation. rock n roll. spermin' the girl. baseless anger at just about everything around me. things that are funny. misanthropy. shots and bong hits, dude. funny obituary pictures. creepy things. the ever worsening state of current events. collecting art from thrift stores. lycanthropy. taking my big foot out of my big mouth all the time. inanity. hallucinating. being smelly. eating bacon like a motherfucker. wacky erotica, but not zany pornography, confusing dreams i've had with reality. making fun of people behind, or not so behind, their backs. getting a piece of the awesome beef jerky they have at the liquor store across the street from my house when i go buy sparks. making up good/ mean nicknames for people. flipping off children when their parents aren't looking. pranks. sparks plus induced tomfoolery. catching small animals in the wild. being sick alot. getting drunk and making an ass out of myself. cockfighting. crunk jams.

I'd like to meet:

Uggingtons, Chudenheimers, Cheepsk8ters, von Wiggersteins, and of course college kids with their ceaseless love for, as Alicia Silverstone puts it, "complaint rock."

Music:

when i'm not jammin' on the 'seinfeld' theme whilst engaging in a little C.B.T. i'm probably listening to my balls slapping against emily's chin...j/k (but really)SPIDER, MISTREATERS, DICKS, TV GHOST, ADVERTS, metal urbain, NIGHT TERRORS, WHITE SAVAGE, wax museums, HEX DISPENSERS, TYRADES, BLACK LIPS, ESG, REATARDS, urinals, chrome, the bags, sonic chicken 4, cheap time, hibachi stranglers, jeanie and the tits, gaye blades, selmanaires, pissed jeans, static static, syz, debris, FEAR, C.C.R., SWELL MAPS, WIZZARD SLEEVE, mannequin men, BOLD ONES, DAILY VOID, JOHNNY AND THE LIMELITES, BOSTON CHINKS, DESTRUCTION UNIT,okmoniks, STRANGE BOYS,THE PETS, CRIME, undertones, nerves, blowtops, jessy bulbo, carpettes, thomas function, sagger, undertones, JAY REATARD, kids, ANDRE WILLIAMS, GROUPIES, the worst, tony sagger one man band, SNEAKY PINKS, pulp, viki, zolar-x, techno animal, intelligence, A-FRAMES, kbd comps, T-REX, BLANK-ITS, QUINTRON, BIG TUCK, MAGAS, THE CRAMPS, old rockabilly, birthday party, TEENAGE JESUS AND THE JERKS, BLEED, the reverse, hasil adkins, twilight circus, crash normal, nailbomb, melvins, gun club, THE STONES, fm knives, lil jon, vee dee, mr. oizo, m.o.t.o., COUNTRY TEASERS, guilty pleasures, rose tattoo, ac/dc, EARLY roxy music, VOLT, THE SPITS, GRAVEDIGGAZ, o.d.b., all that crazy french synth/ no-wave/ rock stuff, hip-hop 78-95, CHOPPED AND SKREWED, born bad comps, plastikman, early adult., TAMION 12 INCH, LOST SOUNDS, ANGRY ANGLES, final solutions, king louie, imminent starvation, some skinny puppy, james chance/ white, JOY DIVISION/ WARSAW, busy signals, STOOGES, catholic boys, the drags, PONYS, dead boys, hot machines, miss alex white, hunches, booty house, hymen records, reigning sound, baseball furies, HEADACHE CITY, KRUNCHIES, functional blackouts, TOKYO ELECTRON, LIVEFASTDIE, KING KHAN AND BBQ SHOW, mind controls, V.U., pagans, blow-tops, muslimgauze, mc5, old electro, dr. octogon, GARY NUMAN/ TUBEWAY ARMY, lightning bolt, monitors, kill-a-watts, SOLVENT, squarepusher, lustmord, EINSTURZENDE NEUBATEN, KRAFTWERK, gg allin/ murder junkies, old wax trax stuff, little killers, call me lightning, guilty pleasures, johnny thunders, N.Y. DOLLS, EARLY SABBATH, old pantera, MAX CAVALERA SEPULTURA, triggers, some bowie, KILLMEMORYCRASH, knifehandchop, eats tapes, early foetus, throbbing gristle, persuaders, DIGITAL LEATHER, cococoma, goodnight loving, timeflys, demon's claws, BAUHAUS, the fall, scratch acid/ jesus lizard, motor, SPANK ROCK, THE VOLUPTUOUS HORROR OF KAREN BLACK, (nowadays anything by) LYDIA LUNCH (has she done anything bad, ever?) speedy j, plastikman, gris gris, lustmord, aphex twin, anthony rother, birthday party, bob log III, coachwhips, devo, some coil, diamanda galas, dj assault, dj skrew, some godflesh, some green velvet, KRAFTWERK, OBLIVIANS, PRINCE PAUL, pulp, slick rick, squarepusher, SYD BARRETT, TUXEDOMOON, whodini, early wu-tang (clan), vanishing, vulvettes, zolar x, shady lady, swell maps, lil' jon and/or the eastside boyz, ian hunter, SIMPLY SAUCER, PLEXI 3, human eye, zz top, repeating myself, this is getting ridiculous....

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Movies:

i'm going nuts building my video collection...lynch, kurasowa, wes anderson, herzog, pt anderson, scorcese, burton, solondz, miike, argento, kubrick, cronenberg, waters, horror, anything by judd apatow, any superhero summer blockbuster type of movie

Books:

ballard, vonnegut, philip k. dick, murakami, orwell, hemingway, lovecraft/ chtulu mythos, chomsky, biographies, history, philosophy, art theory, science, "2012: the return of quezacoatl," by daniel pinchbeck, read this. also, to quote egon spengler "print is dead."

Heroes:

clifford still, david lynch, cy twombly, egon schiele, francis bacon, larry david, philip k dick, akhenaten, malcolm x, matt groening, max ernst, basquiat, giacometti, josef broz tito, hemingway, my father, more...

My Blog

personality flaw 1 (not necessarily in order of importance)

"people are dying, they're dying all the fucking time. they die on the toliet and in the factory line."   -b.r. wallers   i'm terrible with lending sympathy to others, especially people...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:59:00 PST

a continuing list of fucken awesum metal band names

judith priestmatt tallicadan halenstan nibbalcorpsemeghan dethjack sabbathjeff pullturaerin maydenfran terradwight zombyralph bite (he's local)drake n. forceearl e. mannanne strackspat degatesned zepp...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:05:00 PST

why wesley clark should be obama’s vp

"I don't think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become president." this is what retired general wesley clark said of john mccain's military service, and it's more...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:18:00 PST

M.I.A. more like Go.A.Way

M.I.A. is the latest flavor of the month in the electronic dance music world and surprise, surprise she's completely undeserving. her 'smash' single is more or less a cover of the clash's "straight to...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:45:00 PST

Dear Hillary

i know the political sphere has been waiting for my input on the 2008 election for quite some time and having given the issue considerable thought i've decided to throw in my cent (like everyone else ...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:41:00 PST

MKE’S Hottest Barista- the lost interview

at david mistreater’s request, i’ve answered the questions for MKE’S hottest barista. i wonder why i wasn’t picked?1. SAMPLE NOMINATION COMMENT: luke is like, so hot. i practic...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:28:00 PST

Pozer Alert!

  Due to the contraversial whirlwind of hype surrounding "pozer alert!", i feel that i, luke chappelle, must weigh into the debate, as i am milwaukee's premiere opinion- maker (remember when i said th...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

awesome saddam footage, dude!

so that was really awesome. you know, i was a little afraid to watch this because the last thing on youtube that i watched was the michael richards racist freakout, and that was about one million thou...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

DIG!

i'm watching this movie right now. it and everyone even loosely affliated with it embodies everything i hate about everything. the end.
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

some kind of monster

i'd be lying if i didn't say that i've put watching this movie off for fear of watching one of my teenage year's favorite bands make fool's of themselves, put sometimes you gotta just face the music, ...
Posted by Ralph Chuddington III on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST