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Sir Jack Booty

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i've been around the block a few times, mainly because i didn't know how to get off the damn bike or was too loaded to care. i've come to learn that pirates don't have shit against me when it comes to drinking rum, i'd drink a damn cat if i had to. i love to hate and love to hate love...or something like that somone once told me once. oh, and if you have a few dollars i know where we can gamble.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you and/or your sister depending on shape and size

My Blog

listen to me

more self promoting beautiful new born children review listen to jack.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 14:50:00 GMT

not enough time for ramblings

unfortunately i have not been divoting time to stupid ramblings on this wonderful site of social movments...or popularity contests - however you see it. but if you still want to read the scribbling...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

who needs a middle ground

damn, i'm hungry. so what else is there to do but eat? that burger looks like it needs a lesson. now that was good, but now i'm full. ugh. i wish i didn't eat that much. is there something i c...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

brought to you through blind eyes

when those questions hit you in-between conversations that make you question the conversation your in, what do you do? do you run for the lands of comfort in the hills of common court...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

digital vomit, uno

as i tried to take a piss in that dungy bathroom, sir baldass joker number one had to block his big ass against the door to pull out his little bag of ca-ca-ca-ca ca-cocaine to take a little bump. it ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

brilliant bass wolf

it was one of those foggy cold nights in san francisco where the clouds seem to stick to your jacket like glue. the city in the late 90s seemed to be obsessed with dance music, if it wasnt some germ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

marketing gimmicks 101

i know not everyone is as smart as i give them credit for, look at the idiots who get drivers licenses in this city, but come on people cant you see a marketing gimmick when its thrown smack dab be...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

value vs. quality - a battle to die

in this corner weighing in at some appraisers estimate we have VALUE. value comes to us from what someone makes of it. value has been around since the romans invented the numerical system of attaini...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

do you dream ms. kirsten dunst?

here you were in the midst of some sunny beach or illuminated racquet ball court, you approached me with a tender hello. not the ordinary greeting with half regard, but a warm loving greeting like you...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

but im on the list.

so there you are in the line of lines, the special line, some call it the vip, some call it guest list and others are just choking on the lethal combination of perfumes to know up from down. whatever ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT