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CRAPPY DRACULA

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TIME = MONEY
DISCO-GRAPH:
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S/T 7" (EFF001)
OUT TO SEA CD EP (EFF002)
SPLIT 7" 45PRM w/ SONOURUS GALE (EFF003)
"PLAYS FOR THE TROOPS" TOUR CASSETTE (EFF004) (OUT OF PRINT!)
SPLIT EP 7" | WHITE WOMEN EP | w/ FARMS IN TROUBLE (EFF005 / ACT007)
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OUT SOME TIME THIS FALL...
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00FF00* "ALMOST" the 12" 45RPM LP / CD (10-12 songs)
...interested labels apply within*
"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR" 7" COMP 3 (UFO DICTATOR)
w/
CAPTAIN 9'S & The KNICKERBOCKER TRIO (Williamsport, PA)
WILD THING (San Francisco, CA)
(+1 or 2 MORE...)
7" 45RPM LACQUER (TBD)
"THE LOCKHORNS" CONCEPT CASSETTE (RT08)
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And in the "We couldn't have said it better" category "Crappy Dracula had just started as I arrived, and it was shockingly my first time seeing the Milwaukee scene mainstays. Before I say anything else about their performance, let me say this: Crappy Dracula are fucking funny. This applies to nearly every aspect of their performance. They even wrote out their own setlist from right to left, as to make it unreadable. This attention to detail is apparent in the songs they write: well-crafted punky nuggets about buying things, work, and other stuff that you or I don’t think to write songs about. They also dropped a cover of Flipper’s “Ha Ha Ha”, which seems appropriate, as Crappy Dracula is also a punk band who’d rather be clever than visceral. Music doesn’t have to be some sort of emotional ham-handed release, and Crappy Dracula proves it’s usually better when it isn’t."
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Hey Dale! Say somthing about the new 7" Split EP:
If band's like Tyvek are the bright & clever head of the class students in the modern of school of Wire Pink Flag teachings Milwaukee Wisconsin's Crappy Dracula are the freshmen who are always getting swirlies and being thrown head first into lockers. A barrage of bright & brittle Telecaster bursts, burping bass lines and marching band drums going way off the route of the parade snaps & bangs crash together in overmodulated 4 track glory. Many moments of angular goofing that culminates in what has to be accidental brilliance on their side's 2nd song "Application" (sandwiched between the nerd punk conniption fit of "Hospital Waste Management Facility Party Tonight" and a faithfully battered take on Guided By Voices "A Good Flying Bird") where it's a Pabst drunk Red Crayola before they changed the spelling of their name. Interestingly the band spells their name The Krappy Drakula on this record. I've been assured that it's just in coincidental and I shouldn't put so much thinking into trying to figure out if their are any cryptic messages/secret motives that the band may have because it's giving them too much credit.
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Hey Chris! what do you say about the new 7" Split EP with Farm in trouble...
I've heard a couple of Crappy Dracula's past records, and I really wanted to like them, as aesthetically-speaking they were right up my alley, but the songs were just not that good. I know it sounds weird and maybe even a bit contradictory, but I only like this style of trashy pop when it's done "well" (I don't think I could ever quantify that statement - it's just one of those things that I know when I hear). Anyways, the band had also sent me a cd-r of a bunch of their songs, presented in reverse chronological order; the first several songs on that disc were easily their best, and this split single contains the first three of those songs. The band is sloppy, noisy and proudly lo-fi, and a lot of fun to boot (their cover of Guided By Voices' "A Good Flying Bird" should also give you an idea of where they're coming from). I really hope they continue writing songs this good! On the flip, we've got four songs from Farms In Trouble, who also come from Milwaukee and definitely fit in the same vein as Crappy Dracula (though considerably more warped). Two of their songs are rather good, while the other two are just a bit too out there for me ("Stick Man Bugs Out" really sounds like an early Eric Gaffney freak-out). A cool split single from two bands you likely have never heard of...
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/02/2007
Band Members: DUG
JUSTIN
AARON

AND ALSO:
Lady Squirrel

Influences: Phil Ochs
Mike Rep & The Quotas
Meat Puppets 80-85
The Mice
The Monks
Happy Flowers
Guided By Voices
The Marketts
Swell Maps
Dead Milkmen
The Muffs
Sun City Girls
Grand Funk
Leslie Gore
early Eno
I Quit!
Scrimshaw
Various other bullshit.

Sounds Like:

Record Label: None
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

CALL US / BE ON THE LP!!! / ANSWERING MACHINE!!!

BE ON OUR RECORD / LEAVE A MESSAGE ON OUR BASSISTS ANSWERING MACHINE!!!!!1-414-372-4260SAY SOMTHING.IT WILL MORE THAN LIKELY GO AT THE END OF THE LP...make sure you state who you are so we can put you...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:50:00 GMT

RAD TACO TOUR 2009 Pt.2 / HELP!

Were working on this now... I kow alot of you dudes are on tour now... but any help is obviously HELPFUL. SEPT!!! Wednesday, Sept. 16th = Lafayette, Indiana @ ZOOLEGGERS w/ TBA Thursday, Sept.17th = ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:56:00 GMT

I scream my own made-up lyrics at karaoke (thank you very much)

Hey there, true believers, it's Big Rhonda here, the sergeant-at-arms for the Crappy Dracula Intranational Fan Club. I finally figured out the boys' MySpace page password (hint: it was "pickledick420"...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 09:38:00 GMT

Pee Flavor

SOME BANDS WE HAVE PLAYED WITH: GUINEA WORMS (Columbus, O-Heaven) MEDICATION (New Haven, Ct) DIAL TONES (Detroit, MI) THE MENTHOLS (Kalamazoo, MI) DUTCH PINK (Detroit, MI) MOVIE STAR JUNKIES (Italy) T...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 00:40:00 GMT

SMASHING TRASNSITORS: Review of "White Women" EP

CRAPPY DRACULA/FARMS IN TROUBLE "White Women" split 7inch EP If band's like Tyvek are the bright & clever head of the class students in the modern of school of Wire Pink Flag teachings Milwaukee Wisco...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 14:17:00 GMT

War and Peace and Crappy Dracula Tour

Mahalo, dingalings!After more than a week on the road, some great shows and partying with new friends (and hopefully foes), and tornados, we three kings are back home in the Cream City. Was it worth i...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 06:55:00 GMT

mountains make me feel helpless and unimportant

Boy, I thought I was feeling down lately, but have you seen the recent Dow John's Index? No, that's not a typo; the Dow John's Index is the official measure of how much fun the United States if having...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 08:37:00 GMT

NEW!!! 7" SPLIT w/ FARMS IN TROUBLE

GET IT WHILE IT'S AROUND.WE TOUR SHORTLY....Get ahold of us if you want one mailed to you....we pressed like 300 I think...IT'S A SPLIT! 33rpm 7"A- CRAPPY DRACULA1.HOSPITAL WASTE MANAGEMENT PARTY TONI...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:14:00 GMT

SMMR BMMR 2009 PDX

Were playing!confirmed so far: Thee ManipulatorsEat SkullHeadThe Oh SeesPersonal and the PizzasMeth TeethSic AlpsPierced ArrowsEegosMean JeansMayyorsC'mon Everybody (members of Mummies, Legendary Star...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:44:00 GMT

the weather is our enemy

I overheard the wafro who deals drugs outside of the Walgreens talking on his phone to a friend about a story he saw on the TV last week about the Olympics. Not only did they already happen -- in Chin...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:45:00 GMT