Honey bunches of oates. Making the greatest horror movie of our time DIE-Pod. Dre? Finding those fucking "Skitch Dooley" records...Why Can't I find them??
NOT Chris Hansen. Tom, Katie, and Suri. Angie Jolie and Maddox.
The guy with no arms who drives a car with his feet and eats hamburgers with his feet from the drunk driving scare film I saw whilst applying for my bartender's license. I think his name was Steve. Louis Gossett Jr., Jones from Police Academy, Dean Boogermen from "The Downloaders", Dane Cook (so I can murder his unfunny fuckface),
and lastly...
Jeff Healey (The "Blind" guy who sings the song "Angel Eyes" who is a shitty guitar player but a great BLIND guitar player, so I can yell "Hey Jeff!", then throw a tennis ball at him, watch him catch it, and when he turns around yell, "Yr fucking BUSTED BITCH! I knew you're weren't blind...you're just a shitty guitar player, not a 'good-enough-cuz-he's-blind guitar player'." If I didn't have a mouth and figured out how to play a trumpet,
people would be pretty fucking impressed. Then I'm all, "TA-DA!!! Just kidding, I've got a mouth. Thanks for the hit song though", you'd be pretty tee-d. Now you know how I feel.)
But I WOULD like to meet her...
I'd also like to meet these people...
Spyro Gyra, Bloozy & the Woozersens, KITARO, Buckethead, The Honey Bunches of Oates lady, Surfin' wit tha alien...talkin' Satriani homey, My Buddy & the Kid Sisters, Dub Music, Queensryche, Harry and the Hendersons, Howard and the Ducks UK (industrial), The Harrisons, Oakenfold, the Black Keys, BONG KONG, the Beef Jerky Incident, DJ Beep-Boop, The Scatman, Early T.A.T.U., the Fine Young Crammables, and much much more. I listen to pretty much everything.
Soul Man, Just one of the guys, Ernest goes to Court, Good Burger, White Spring Break 2: The Real Wauwatosa, Titanic 2: Kickin' It!!, She Went There cuz She was all that, Funny Girl, Not Without My Diamonds, Not Without my Diamonds 2: BlackHeart's Lament, The Rule Breaking Cops, The Truman Show, Fahrenheit 411: The Mary J. Blige Story, Soul Farm, Judge Judy The Movie, The Downloaders, Lord of the Rings 5: The Quest for Snatch, TunaFishin' (the director's cut), Snowboard Academy, and K9 Coroner.
700 Club, La Mujer Da Madera, Ready Set Cook!, Eternagold, CNN's FASTBALL with JACKEE', Abortion Island, Fox's "Inseminate my Mom", Adoption Island, The Super Happy Fantastic Fun Time Extreme Elimination Challenge Off, American Gladiators Presents: Sewing w/ Lazer, New York City Lawyers, the WB's "Talk to the Hand", Desperate Houseboys, Too Many Darrens, Trading Races, Women Be Birthin', Daddy Finders: Teen edition, and Slutty Teen Boot Camp.
Tv Guide, US Magazine, Jennifer Lopez