Wow. I cant believe how shitty the internet can be sometimes.. |
So something those of you may know about me, (but I'm guessing many still don't..) is that I have a little record label I call Decorated Records. I haven't really ever done much with it but to p...
Posted by New Years Austin on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:32:00 PST |
The cheesiest..? BULLSHIT! |
So guess what is sooo no longer my jam? Kraft Mac and Cheese! Though it may sound blasphemous I can no longer tolerate an inferior product such as this. It started like this- Last we...
Posted by New Years Austin on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:41:00 PST |
My now non-smoking house / Jesus Fuck its cold outside! |
January 1st marks the final day I will be smoking in my house and as well that goes for all of you fuckers too. Plumber might be a problem but hopefully I can bend him to my will. The main...
Posted by New Years Austin on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:24:00 PST |
AKA Non-Stoned Austin |
Aaahh, 2007. How I've enjoyed your company. I want to just say thank you to all of my friends who made this one of the best years of my life. If I could remember much of it I could m...
Posted by New Years Austin on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:40:00 PST |
Internet goin’ Nuts! |
Yeah, ok. I googled myself, so what? But I found this and I'm all like, 'huuuh?'. Maybe somebody could shed some light on what this page exactly is, or what could cause it. It ...
Posted by New Years Austin on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:27:00 PST |
So Im married now.. |
No, ladies. Stop crying, I'm just joshin' ya. But I am now married on Myspace so 300 fake sluts stop trying to add me as a friend everyday. I mean, SERIOUSLY! What is the deal ...
Posted by New Years Austin on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:17:00 PST |
Who will teach me old school pop and lock moves?! |
So I had a vision for the future of Milwaukee DPs, that being me and my posse Rerun-dancing all over your face. This is critical. I know I run around and talk a big game about Steven Segal movie nig...
Posted by New Years Austin on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST |
Remember that time last Saturday when I dropped acid in Texas? |
Neither do I. But the New York Times does!! Check out me and Kevin Krunchmeyer 110% glazed over at a party in this eight minute video about the Black Lips. We're in the far right bac...
Posted by New Years Austin on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:58:00 PST |
sorry i'm not around right now.. |
A lot of people have been coming up to me recently asking me where I've been. Well everyone just settle down. Relax. Yes, it's true that I moved to Bayview. Yes, it's true that...
Posted by New Years Austin on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:24:00 PST |
fuck my life |
aaargh.. ok so now I broke my pinky toe. Up north, drunk.. I don't even want to talk about it. And fuck surfboards.
Posted by New Years Austin on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:23:00 PST |
