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hello my name is zak are you my friend?

who all seen that leprechaun say yeah!

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Smell you later, Rockford. Smell you later forever.

Well, today I venture out west, like my forefathers before me. Wait, no.My forefathers were Italian immigrants who came in through Louisiana. Nevermind.I am officially AUDI 5000 g's. The gti's loade...
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

Absolutely Fuck Zelda

Found this on a walkthrough for the new Zelda on my Wii: Too late."WARNING: YOU MAY ABSOLUTELY NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EVER SAVE AT THISPOINT AND TURN THE GAME OFF. A FATAL GLITCH WILL CAUSE YO...
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

More Funny Things I Find On The Intro Net

Sexy Wooden Butt Figurine on eBayFrank Zappa is my hero.Fuck you conservatives.I promise more content soon....
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

"Give a hoot? burn me like garbage."

Our gov't is evil. But not for some liberal hippy reason.Why would anyone do this to Woodsy the owl? He was our friend on Saturday mornings.the new woodsy looks like i'd beat him up.__________________...
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

I have new respect for Donald Trump.

If you haven't seen this yet, do yourself a favor and hit play....
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

I still love Michael Richards.

seriously. he is still the best. seinfeld was never funny. kramer was.plus:I'd love to assfork most hecklers. They deserve it.Tshirts coming soon - you know it...... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

not sure ehow this was marked private

just">FRIGGIN READ MEjust read it, jerkass.ps: redoing the olympic menu this week - anyone try any good appetizers lately? or have a good dinner somewhere I should check out? something i can ad...
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

And you thought Los Portales was the bomb....

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Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

:::Seen on the public access channel @ 1:59am:::

Squirrel Hunting Lessons3 hour sessionsAn experienced guide will teach ethics and techniques of squirrel hunting.Ages 12-21$25Call 282-8535 x217 to register.Meet at Jarret Center.Up Next:Crimestoppers...
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST

Qwestion: ?

Is Big Rick Flavor Flav's Slave?Seriously. He damn near calls Flav "massa."
Posted by hello my name is zak are you my friend? on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST