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HNIC

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About Me

What I have in my heart... What I have in my heart, I'll take to my grave...
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Currency is made in trust of the Messiah I'm spending it to get higher Earth, Wind, and Fire singing reasons why I'm up early, trustworthy is a nine that bust early Sunshine on my grill, I spill Remi on imaginary graves, put my hat on my waves Latter Day Saints say religious praise I dolo, challenge any team or solo You must be buggin out, new to my shit, home on a furlough

I'd like to meet:

Aliens....and oompa loompas..!

Music:

Underground hip-hop, indie punk, metal, good R&B, anything void of mainstream cliches and superficial poeticism...specifically, Aesop Rock, Vast Aire, Mr. Lif, Jedi Mind Tricks, Mastodon, Lamb of God, At the Drive in, the Mars Volta, Atmosphere, Dead Prez, Nas, Mobb Deep, Common, Kanye, Talib Kweli, Ghostface, El-P, Spineshank, Snot, Sepultura, Nofx, Pennywise, Deftones, Murs, Brother Ali, and the list goes on

Movies:

Anything imaginative and genuine

Television:


You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

Heroes:

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My Blog

Forget my name, forget my number...please pass on invitations that never should have came

Mr. Wizard died today....How the fuck you gon be Mr. Wizard and you dead?  I guess he was more like Mr. Dungeons and Dragons.  But for real, I used to watch Mr. Wizard at 3:30 am on Nickelod...
Posted by HNIC on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST

I'd rather be a sugar daddy than a dead beat dad

Nothing makes me more happy than pissing off bougie ass people.  Really.  I could win the $40 million lottery and still not be as happy as when I piss off a snob.  Case in point, I love...
Posted by HNIC on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

Attila the Hun with a gun, keep your distance

Thank (insert mono- or polytheistic deity here) its Friday. I'm in CVS this morning, there is one woman working and a line of 6 people when I walk in.  Fuck, here we go again.  I go and get ...
Posted by HNIC on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

Black Chocolate Stout

It would seem as if 80% of men in America have dicks that don't work.  I'm just saying that by the number of "Get Stronger, Bigger Erections!!!" emails I get in my bulk(pause) email everyday.&nbs...
Posted by HNIC on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

People in Hell want ice water

This past Saturday marked 6 months of marriage for Michelle and I.  So I figured I'd bypass the trip to Indiana that I had planned with some friends and spend that day with Mish.  No, big th...
Posted by HNIC on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

I keeps the party movin like an emigrant

Virginia Tech was a tragic event.  We all know this.  But do we really need round the clock coverage of it?  These people just had 32 young adults killed for no apparent reason, they ar...
Posted by HNIC on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

Brutal, cruel, and dark yet so beautifully remarkable

Man, gotdamn!  If anyone else has ever been to a trade show or "professional" conference you know my pain.  I spent yesterday and will spend today in boring seminars, lame-ass roundtable dis...
Posted by HNIC on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Josh Gibson vs. Jackie Robinson as Satchel Paige

If there is one thing I have always prided myself on (and it's probably one of about 3 things) it's my independence.  I've never felt the need to do what the Jones' are doing and have always had ...
Posted by HNIC on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

My gun collection is big in the 8 off section

New car mania has hit in full bloom.  Hmm...that black Mazda 3 looks about my style. I'm 'bout to boycott the fuck outta music.  Where did all the people who could sing move to? Everybody I ...
Posted by HNIC on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

You're a fuckin' wind up toy, a god damned third string criminal trading card

Unless you are in the military, the family member of someone in the military, or an actual dog then wearing a dog tag is lame.  I just saw an ad in a magazine for designer dog tags and damn near ...
Posted by HNIC on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST