Forget my name, forget my number...please pass on invitations that never should have came |
Mr. Wizard died today....How the fuck you gon be Mr. Wizard and you dead? I guess he was more like Mr. Dungeons and Dragons. But for real, I used to watch Mr. Wizard at 3:30 am on Nickelod... Posted by HNIC on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST |
I'd rather be a sugar daddy than a dead beat dad |
Nothing makes me more happy than pissing off bougie ass people. Really. I could win the $40 million lottery and still not be as happy as when I piss off a snob. Case in point, I love... Posted by HNIC on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:57:00 PST |
Attila the Hun with a gun, keep your distance |
Thank (insert mono- or polytheistic deity here) its Friday.
I'm in CVS this morning, there is one woman working and a line of 6 people when I walk in. Fuck, here we go again. I go and get ... Posted by HNIC on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:51:00 PST |
Black Chocolate Stout |
It would seem as if 80% of men in America have dicks that don't work. I'm just saying that by the number of "Get Stronger, Bigger Erections!!!" emails I get in my bulk(pause) email everyday.&nbs... Posted by HNIC on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:46:00 PST |
People in Hell want ice water |
This past Saturday marked 6 months of marriage for Michelle and I. So I figured I'd bypass the trip to Indiana that I had planned with some friends and spend that day with Mish. No, big th... Posted by HNIC on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST |
I keeps the party movin like an emigrant |
Virginia Tech was a tragic event. We all know this. But do we really need round the clock coverage of it? These people just had 32 young adults killed for no apparent reason, they ar... Posted by HNIC on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST |
Brutal, cruel, and dark yet so beautifully remarkable |
Man, gotdamn! If anyone else has ever been to a trade show or "professional" conference you know my pain. I spent yesterday and will spend today in boring seminars, lame-ass roundtable dis... Posted by HNIC on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST |
Josh Gibson vs. Jackie Robinson as Satchel Paige |
If there is one thing I have always prided myself on (and it's probably one of about 3 things) it's my independence. I've never felt the need to do what the Jones' are doing and have always had ... Posted by HNIC on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST |
My gun collection is big in the 8 off section |
New car mania has hit in full bloom. Hmm...that black Mazda 3 looks about my style.
I'm 'bout to boycott the fuck outta music. Where did all the people who could sing move to? Everybody I ... Posted by HNIC on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST |
You're a fuckin' wind up toy, a god damned third string criminal trading card |
Unless you are in the military, the family member of someone in the military, or an actual dog then wearing a dog tag is lame. I just saw an ad in a magazine for designer dog tags and damn near ... Posted by HNIC on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST |