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Jonathan Bell

About Me

I'm a stand-up comic, writer, actor, and general nare-do-well. I live in New Orleans, so I have a very terrible sense of reality. I have no children, but all of my teeth. I have no pets unless you count the crazy woman who lives next door. I like random acts of kindness. I like the smell of freshly cut grass. I think our Congress should be replaced by a rotating pre-school class. New kids every session, so none become too powerful. The only filibusters would be nap time and that fat kid who eats everyones lunch. Our foreign policy should include pot-luck dinners and funny hats. I have a small scar above my lip from when I was 2. That's pretty much all I can think of at the moment.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Laid back, creative types with good senses of humor.

My Blog

High Rise Radio Show 2 Links

Hey folks, the following are links for items discussed on this week's High Rise Radio Show. If you have not listened to the show yet, please do! www.blogtalkradio.com/high-rise-radio orjust go to my m...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:54:00 GMT

Response to an F.A.Q.

People ask me all the time "Who is your favorite comedian?" While it seems like a legitamate question, my response seems not to flatter to many people. What I think the question really means is, "Give...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:43:00 GMT

The Passing of George Carlin...

I don't know really where to start this. I was meaning this to be a humorous retrospective on one of the greatest comedians of all time. Instead, I found myself just looking at the screen. I'm likely ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:50:00 GMT

A Rare Glimpse...

I was told by someone the other day that i should write more blogs. I agreed with them. This person then told me that they enjoy my blogs but they wish that my writings would be more "Personal Jonatha...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:08:00 GMT

Let’s Talk "New Stats, Old News"

The other day I heard a statistic on the news that has received a lot of attention. If you watch the news, you probably heard it as well. If you don’t watch the news, you are an idiot and should...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT

Lets Talk My Conservative Beliefs

Okay, I know the title might have surprised you. That's part of why I titled it as such. Those of you that know me, or those of you that have seen me perform and know my material, know I am a pretty l...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Let’s Talk "Overkill"

Now that the holidays are long passed, I can safely post this blog without stepping on too many toes. I read in the newspaper last month that this past Christmas, the average American spent $800 on ho...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:40:00 GMT

Let’s Talk "Underground"

So, I enjoy art. All kinds of art. Music, comedy, film, theatre, visual arts, the whole gamut. I respect artists, even if I don't like what they create, I respect it. Well, there is a stipulation. I r...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:14:00 GMT

Let’s Talk "Shockerbowl"

So I was wrong. Well, me and everyone else in the free world other than those dwelling in the Big Apple. I assumed, like all those talking heads, that the Giants would get smoked quicker than Amy Wine...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:22:00 GMT

Let’s Talk "Bitch, You’re Not That Hot..."

My friend Cain recently wrote a blog on a similar subject matter. Recent events have encouraged me to do the same and type my piece on the particular subject as well. Disclaimer: The following blog ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:34:00 GMT