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Brent

Jonbenet died for someone's sins, but not mine.

About Me

Strictly pulp-free, my blood-type is O+.

My Interests

Backyard mudwrestling, Netflix, autumn.

I'd like to meet:

Horkheimer and Evel Knievel.

Music:

The Mistreaters, Rihanna, Jesus + Mary Chain.

Movies:

Bridget paying my way into Sunshine and buying me a bageldog when I'm drunk on Sangria; Schindler's List II: Let's Get This Party Started; King of Kong.

Television:

The Wire, Malcolm in the Middle, Charlie MF Rose.

Books:

Don Quixote, Oppenheimer biographies, Pnin.

Heroes:

Tom Every, David Wilson, Marisa Lange.

My Blog

Having an average weekend.

Listen, I appreciate everyone's interest, but really my life's not all that fascinating. Sure my day-job is glamorous and affords me myriad opportunities, Kelly's just this brilliant radtastic knockou...
Posted by Brent on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:10:00 PST

Nikola Tesla has a Posse.

Friends,Forget thee not:Cedar Block's third and final science fair for grown-ups is happening this Friday. Weird Science III: Nikola Tesla has a PosseFriday, September 77-11PMTurner Hall1434 N 4th Str...
Posted by Brent on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Nerd status: Critical.

I'm pathetic. The following email exchange just took place between myself and my awesome t-shirt vendor, who is getting an excellent new design printed for my next Cedar Block science fair:Jim:Looks g...
Posted by Brent on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST

Were going to be okay II.

The tide is turning, my friends. There is hope. Thank you, God, who hath answered so definitively and wisely my prayers of last night. And a special surprise super-bonus thank you goes out to "So You ...
Posted by Brent on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:55:00 PST

Fridgebudgers.

Alright, so when you live in an apartment for going on seven years and you have a refrigerator that occasionally leaks all over the kitchen floor and builds up a nice sludge at the bottom, all while s...
Posted by Brent on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

Frogs and Gospels.

You ever have one of those weeks when you just want to pack a bag, walk to the bus station, get on the first thing heading west, talk the driver into letting you off as soon as you're sure you don't k...
Posted by Brent on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:31:00 PST

Have your pets nayed and speutered. No, wait. Start over.

This is all mine. Back off, you Clive Anderson wannabe.Search for Bob Barker successor goes onWed Jul 18, 7:40 PM ETBEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - CBS is finding it tough to replace Bob Barker on "The Price...
Posted by Brent on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

An open letter to Major League Baseball.

Dear Major League Baseball, How are you? I am fine.Listen, I love you and everything, but gods-damnit. You wonder why NASCAR and UFC are more popular than you? Well I've got a rough idea. Why don't y...
Posted by Brent on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

A little song, a little dance...

I'm not going to pretend like I'm the only person in the world who hates clowns. In fact, I don't know anyone who doesn't hate them, much less actually likes them. But personal feelings aside, what po...
Posted by Brent on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:24:00 PST

Douchebags to the left of me, douchebags to the right...

Today is the Thursday in June I dread every year, the Perfect Storm of douchebaggery in my neighborhood... 1) The first day of Summerfest, 2) Jazz in the Park, and 3) the first fireworks of the season...
Posted by Brent on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST