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3rd Place Pete

You get FORK STABBED!

About Me

I'm all about samurai swords and bi-planes... and in a perfect world, all wars would be faught with such. Also, I was once kicked out of the Landmark for making fun of Aerosmith. That still cracks me up.

My Interests

Reading tabloid magazines and buying bargin-bin candy. Both of which can easily be done at Walgreens.

I'd like to meet:

George WashingtonPorkchop Sandwiches

Music:

Songs with clapping in double time.

Movies:

Battle Royale. Drunken Master 2. PCU. Hard Boiled. Spring Break. The Chinese Connection. Can't Hardly Wait. Supercop.

Television:

"Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Books:

Currently: "World War Z" by Max Brooks

Heroes:

Sir Isaac Newton, Phil Hartman, Wernher von Braun, and Vic Tayback.

My Blog

The Sword

FACT:       The Sword's "Age of Winters" is the best album of all time (just narrowly beating out Van Halen II).
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

My Gripes About the "Lost" Season Finale

Soooooo... Jack is on an island for roughly 100 days (so far), and the guy goes out of his way to shave every couple of days.  THEN, when he supposedly gets back home he grows a beard?!  Wha...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:04:00 PST

"Over the Top": Mental Notes

This weekend I happened to be dog-sitting and as fate would have it, the 1987 classic "Over the Top" was on television.  Here are a few mental notes I took while watching this arm-wrestling maste...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

Star Wars Personality Quiz

I usually don't take part in surveys or quizes... because I'm a rebellious mutha-fucker... but this one sparked my interest:  "What Star Wars Character Are You Most Like?"    ...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

The Horrors of a Free Hot Dog in West Allis

It started as a lovely Spring Saturday morning in Wisconsin.  Gone was the gray ethereal and thirty degree temps... soon the three month period of Eden would be in full swing.   &n...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

Indiana Jones 4 - RUINED

Wow.  WOW.  I had a bet with one of my friends as to how long it would be before this movie would be ruined... I guess it didn't take very long.  Not with this headline I just read-Shia...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

The "Ass Stamps" Keep Coming

SO... a few weeks back I was poking fun at people with Polio (i.e.; "Look at me!  I'm in a stupid wheelchair!  La La La!  I'm FDR!  La La La!"), when it came to my attention that s...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

I'm Screwed

As I mentioned tonight (Eric and my mom heard anyway), I broke a mirror on Sunday afternoon.     I'm fucked, right?  There is nothing I can do, correct?  I mean, no matte...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST

My Issues With "Rome"

Yeah, it ended last Sunday... if you haven't finished watching, you'll probably want to stop reading this about now - no, wait.  Vorenus dies.  OK, now.     I am truly sa...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Cooking Mama Cookoff: The Review

I was going to wait until I actually finished this game to write the review, but it's pretty boring here at work and I figured I needed to kill some time.   Joe is right in one aspect, no ma...
Posted by 3rd Place Pete on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST