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VASH!

About Me

As many of you know, I live with what some call a "mixed blessing." My beard is thick, long, silky, and the envy of many stout men but recently a devout Dominican claimed she could see the smiling face of Madonna from within the strands. Honestly, not a moment's peace since.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a retired secret agent. The kind of guy they based the 007 movies on. Some old, wrinkly, tux wearing snot who's got a story for everything. I mean c'mon...wouldn't you like to meet a guy like that?

My Blog

Plight of the communications major

Good morning Denmark,I realized that here in Wisconsin we have maybe 10 weekends a year were the weather is nice enough to walk out in the open wearing whatever you woke up in. I don't know about you ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:44:00 GMT

The top 8

Does anyone else but me ever organize their top 8 friends according to whimsical themes? This week: baby/kid pictures. Not because I'm expecting one of my own, not because they are exceptionally cute...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Ekko and the Rings of Saturn

I want you to know that I have been thinking of a blog for you. In essence myspace is a platform for all of you to have more of a connection with me even if the connection is primarily me-give/you-tak...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Vash! challenges VASH!

I woke up this morning, took my wife to work, and checked my brand new, very responsible-adult type retirement account when it hit me - I'm a God Damn Yuppie. I sure as hell didn't try to be. But here...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:24:00 GMT

Lambretta ... FINALLY

My entire teenage years were filled with innocence and an embarrassing hybrid of ska/punk fashion. We've all had our Madness (or Poison or Nirvana, etc.) fazes I'm sure but one bit of that scene that ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:38:00 GMT

Ah...spring must be in the air.

I want EVERYONE to understand this: I will be that guy. I will blow my nose as hard as I can in the shower. I will complain about the weather from mid-October until early May. Occasionally I will enjo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Mouse in the House, prt.II

Winter is a time for nature to go into lock down, a time when all of God's creatures collectively say "nutz to this...I'm going to sleep (or flying away, burrowing down in the slime, etc)." But appare...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Winter solstice with the mostest

Here, possibly for the first time ever, is the definitive list ofTop 5 Most Embarrassing Pop Hits of the '90sto Listen to with Your Dad1. "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt 'n' Pepa - Never in the history...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:39:00 GMT

Done with the drill, on to the thrill

Legions of devotees rejoice! I am weightless, filled with optimism and I want nothing more than to share a slice of awesome with you. Take a seat.Last week marked the beginning of a greatness avalanch...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:48:00 GMT

Society has little patience for the half-hearted handlebar.

(this entire blog is to be read with a hauty, slightly British narrative)Mustache log: day 20.  I have recently taken a manufacturing job and  it is a prerequisite that all men of age and of...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:18:00 GMT