Housing Crisis, My Balls |
Now, the Nuge has been hearing a lot about this 'housing crisis' and 'recession' and 'oil prices'. I know y'all are feeling the crunch, but, no surprise, the Nuge here's got a solution. Get this.Set f...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:57:00 PST |
The Interwebnet is a Pain in the Ass |
Sorry the Nuge has been away so long, kids. It’s been a rough month. The Interwebnet on the ranch has been out, and Nuge has been out in the woods trying to find the culprit. It seems a cougar c...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:54:00 PST |
A Note on Kitten Pictures |
For some strange reason, you Nugites out there have taken to posting pictures of kittens in Nuge's comments. Don't get me wrong, Nuge likes kittens. Nuge has a warm kitten on his lap as he types this....
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:19:00 PST |
All Nuge’s Children Will Serve Beside Him. |
By the end of yesterday, Nuge was sick to death of hearing about Prince Wenslow, or Willy, or whatever the hell his name is going off to fight in Afghanistan on the front lines, even getting discussio...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:24:00 PST |
Well Fair? |
Nuge has not heard any other candidates discussing our current welfare state, and Nuge feels its time to address the issue. Nuge works very hard for his money, walking out there on stage every night w...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:51:00 PST |
We Dont Have to Pretend to Like Bush Anymore |
He's lied to us again and again, and we've all turned a blind eye, knowing he's the kind of guy that would have no problems changing a prison camp to a death camp if he got too irked. He's sold us out...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:32:00 PST |
Application for First Lady |
Application for First LadyNuge has decided to hold a little election of his own. The First Lady of the United States of America needs to be a special woman of distinct character and ability. Nuge will...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST |
Feb 19th Addendum |
Nuge didn't expect such a warm response when he announced his campaign, and Nuge is proud to see so many fine Americans standing up for what is right in our great country that seems to have lost it's ...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST |
SEAL THE BORDER |
Of late, Nuge has been hearing rumors of a big chain link fence that is going to stretch across our border with Mexico to keep people from running through unbidden. Chain link? Any of you ever tried t...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:36:00 PST |
Winning the Drug War |
Now, don't read Nuger wrong, here, I don't want anyone thinking I endorse drug use, cuz I don't. Nuge has seen quite a few lives destroyed through missuse of dangerous chemicals. At the end of the day...
Posted by Ted Nugent for President on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:52:00 PST |
