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Cantos "Lucky" Fedello

I am here for Networking

About Me

The less you know, the better. My credo starts with "Keep your friends close". Write the rest yourself, Shakespeare. I've been brought on board here because the big muckety muck has been nonplussed with some of the goings on, see.

My Interests

My interests are Mustafio's best interests. And I let him tell me what those are. Time permitting, the models, chicks, babes, dames, skirts, whatever you call them. The boganvilla has a surplus anyway.

I'd like to meet:

That depends. You, if Mustafio wants it. And it will happen. You, if you're a dish wanting to get dizzy with the moonlight on a balcony of the boganvilla.

Music:

Jazz

Movies:

Bogart, Cagney and Edgar G

Books:

William S Burroughs, Tom Robbins

My Blog

Special Herbs and a Change of Clothes

The contact person Mr Biggity Big Wig wanted me to meet in Two Pots was a Dr Sollaummee.  Turns out he was a transplanted Ojibwa Elder, what you might call a shaman, see.  Dr. Sollaummee sai...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

Two Pots... Where Penguins Roam Free

My flight touched down in the region I was to Advance work for the High Pillow.  As we disembarked from the plane, a dame presented us with arrival gifts.  Mine was a stainless steel and mah...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

Gray and Beige Goat

I had to breeze off for the airport and leave Vindy to her plumbing, see, and catch the flight to the region the High Pillow wanted me to Advance work.  The in-flight movie was a real tearjerker ...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:52:00 PST

Good Form and a Favor

Vindy continued her serenade as she worked on the drain.  As I ate breakfast, she suggested I have a banana, as they were all the rage, the bees knees of fruit these days, see.  Then she gav...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PST

While I Was Making Coffee...

I asked the plumber her name and she said it was Vindy.  "Vindy," I said, "you have great pipes for a plumber.  With a voice like that, you could make it in show biz, Kid.  And playing ...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:20:00 PST

Singing in the Kitchen

One morning I got up early as I had to catcha flight.  I was doing advance work in a potential territory for The King Pin, The Big Cheesy Cheeseburger, Mustafio, see.  Some dame's beautiful ...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

Fifteen Things You Might Not Know About Me

1.  The less you know about me, the better, see.2.  The less you know about me, the better, see.3.  The less you know about me, the better, see.4.  The less you know about me, the ...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST

Transmissions, Shot of Corn and Moonlight

I woke up early, and came across a note from theHigh Pillow, see..  It said, "I have been billed forrebuilt transmissions, but been given rear axles. Please rectify".  Then there was an...
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

Coffee and Eggs, Sunset Side Over

"Fish Market" Louie was a cool cat, and we had drunk from the same bottle, see, so it wasn't easy to watch his Harlem sunset and lie to him, saying, "Everything is going to be eggs in the coffee, see....
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

Freud and Chickens

In these regards, I have only heard the Big Muckety Muck speak of horses. Sometimes, he'll say something about his horses getting free and then needing to leave the toilet seat up for goats and sheep....
Posted by Cantos "Lucky" Fedello on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST