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The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club

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About Me

Hi everybody!
Welcome to my official fan club!
I'm your idol hostess, the lovely
Cupid Kinkyboots!

I'm an aspiring starlet , an energetic young girl on the go! I live in Hollywood with my roommates Lucy Estrella and Go-Go Jenny Salsa at Juana's house. Juana converted her garage out back into a little apartment and that's where we stay. Juana is Lucy's aunt and we call her Tia Juana. Tee hee! I have two cutie bunnies named Fido! and Mr. Bigglesworth . They're so soft and fluffy I just lo ♥ e them :D Me and Jenny work at the 99¢ Store in Silverlake. We got crappy jobs but it helps us pay the bills. I'm also a part-time Communist and my goal is to get a real job at one of the studios here in Hollywood . I like to go out dancing with my friends and look for cute guys. I like to write stuff, read books and listen to music. I'm pretty good at chess. I lo ♥ e to sing karaoke and play miniature golf. I always wear boots, duh.
My star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame . You can see it in front of the Wax Museum . j/k ; )
Momma always told me there are three kinds of people in this world: those who know how to count, and those who don't. I'm pretty sure I fit somewhere into the fourth category, but sometimes I begin to wonder...
I ate my first taco when I was like four years old. It's the very first thing I can remember about myself. Yum!
I went on a field trip to the zoo when I was in the third grade. The teacher had everybody draw a picture of the animal they liked the most. I drew an elephant. I colored her pink with little red toenails. The teacher thought it was so good she posted it on the bulletin board.
One time I had to write a book report about Serbia for my seventh grade geography class. But I didn't wanna do it, so I wrote about Bulgaria instead and got an F for not following directions. That teacher was so mean! He made me do the whole thing over or I wouldn't pass his class.
I went to a junior high school chess tournament when I was thirteen.
I was the only girl there and I won with a perfect score of 8-0-0. All the boys were mad 'cause they couldn't beat me! Nyah nyah nyah!
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I bought this kinky
license plate at a comic book store. I'm gonna put it on my car. When I get a car, that is.
I get a lot of messages and comments asking if I'll loan out my boots. "Hey Cupid, can I borrow your boots for the weekend? I'm getting married tomorrow and I need something to wear for my honeymoon." Or "Cupid, Can I wear your boots to my sister's quinceaños?" I get requests like this almost every day.
Listen people, these boots are made for Cupid!
I don't know where your feet have been! Are you kidding me? I'm a fun gal , but I don't need to get all fungal , if you know what I mean.
I loaned out my boots once before and got them back all covered in mud . What the hell were you doing Jenny? Oh I went hiking with my boyfriend this weekend. Girl, these are go-go boots , you don't go hiking in them. Well, you should have told me that first Cupid. Hello, you go dancing in these things. C'mon Cupid, you always tell the guys these boots are made for walkin'. That's not funny girl. I really don't have time for this. You better clean these boots right now! Grrr! I was really angry and from that day on I swore never to loan out my boots again.
So please people, don't ask to borrow my boots anymore! I love you all, but not that much!
Mr. Peanut is more than just an Am eri can advertising icon , he's a refined symbol of class and sophistication . A true gentleman who dresses smart and is very handsome. I have a tattoo of him on my butt. I'll bet you'd like to see it.
I finished 47th in the U.S. Open ProMiniGolf Tournament held at Hawaiian Rumble in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Yeah, those little kids in the picture all beat me too. I probably would've done better if I hadn't drank so much tequila the night before. Tee hee! There was a nice barbeque afterwards, though =] I had the grilled chicken and some potato salad.
Your secret wishes can be granted in full - once you know what they really are. "You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think."
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs,
The Book of the SubGenius
I'm not conceited.
I'm not egotistical.
I'm just super-awesome!
Big Fish!
psycho bunny, qu'est-ce que c'est
Tia Juana's rooster. A mighty fine cock!
I bought this bunny jack-in-the-box at a yard sale. Isn't it just absolutely adorable? The guy wanted five bucks for it, but I talked him down to three.


When I'm not out dancing at the clubs I'm usually singing karaoke with my friends. Darlene has a karaoke machine at her house and we have little parties over there sometimes. We like to pretend we're on American Idol . Her neighbors don't seem to mind if we get a little too loud and carried away . I start out kinda shy but I sing my best after I've had a couple of margaritas . Tee hee!
It's a lot of fun and we always have a good time : )


My Interests

Please check out my other special side projects...

FLIES and KINKYBOOTS in '08!

People's Republic of Kinkistan

i my kinkyfans!

When I think about you I touch my elf...

I do it all for my kinkyfans! You guys are the best bunch of friends a girl could ever have! I wanna hear from each and every one of you! So send me your comments and messages of lo ♥ e!

I made a nifty new membership badge to add to your profile if you want. It’s kinda like a membership card, if you know what I mean. So don’t be shy, display it proudly! Bonus points if I visit your page and see it there!

here’s the code...

Pink Hair!

Chicken Nachos

Tequila

Cupcakes

Bunny Clock

I'd like to meet:

You!

I always wanna make new kinkyfans!
I especially like smart , open-minded people who are nice to me : ) People who are creative and spontaneous with a great sense of humor are certainly welcome in my fan club.

Join now!
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The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club's Executive Branch

Mr. Wood

El Presidente
Stephen

Kewpie

La Presidenta
Kimmie

Music:

Selena

amor prohibido
Lords of Acid

the crab louse
CSS
music is my hot hot sex
Nina Hagen

1985 ekstasy drive
April March

chick habit

Movies:

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Kinky Boots

catwalk
A shoemaker and a female impersonator are unlikely allies working to keep a struggling shoe factory from closing. In the process they not only become friends but learn something about themselves and each other. This movie is very poignant and funny. Everybody watch this one for me, okay?

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

tequila
Pee Wee gets into one wacky situation after another as he tries to recover his stolen bicycle. A classic Tim Burton movie that never gets boring even though I've watched it about a million times. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but you know what I mean!

Trilogy of Terror

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Karen Black plays a girl who buys a Zuni fetish doll for her boyfriend. When she gets it home it comes to life and chases her around with a steak knife. This is like the scariest movie ever. I nearly wet myself the first time I saw it!

Television:

That Girl

episode | part 2 | part 3
The first time I watched this show, I couldn't believe it! This is totally what my life is like: the story of an aspiring actress trying to make it in the big city. Starring Marlo Thomas as the care free Ann Marie. She always wears the hippest mod fashions. Way to go, girl!

Powerpuff Girls

blossom | bubbles
buttercup Saving the world before bedtime!
The Powerpuff Girls are the cutest little superpowered kindergarten girls in the world! I love the way they fly around and beat up the bad guys! Girl power! : )

Books:

The Cat in the Hat
listen
The Cat brings some cheerful chaos to a couple of latchkey kids on a rainy day. He tears the house up with his crazy antics. My all time favorite book of all time! Almost as much fun as jumping up and down on the bed!

Heroes:

Bettie Page

interview
The greatest pinup girl of all time! Her modelling career still inspires the genre over half a century later. Often imitated, never equalled. Bettie Page is a star who shall always shine forever!

Captain Badass
comic
Drop the zero and get with the real hero! This stalwart guardian of Austin, Texas serves justice to evil doers everywhere!

oh yeah!

My Blog

cheese fingers

I really hate it when my hands start smellin' like cheese. I really really hate it. You know what I mean? One time I had this job at a pizza place. One of my official duties there was to be the cutter...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:06:00 PST

kung fu fighters

A thousand years ago when dinosaurs still walked the earth I saw this movie on Channel 56 called Wing Chun. It's so awesome. Wing Chun is a tofu maker who uses her gung fu to protect her village from ...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:29:00 PST

lust

cK >So I went to the club Friday night. I got there a little after midnight.CUP[ID] >PARTAYSuperkinks >Well then technically it was already Saturday morning.cK >Nit pick me to death, why don't you? C...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

Appointment with Marduk

Let's all play a little game. It's called connect the dots. The Vikings on Mars.In the summer 1975 NASA launched the Viking 1 and Viking 2 missions to Mars. This photo was taken in 1976 - the fam...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:21:00 PST

soup

You know what? I stopped eatin' tomato soup. I don't wanna get salmonella. I never liked fish much anyways. Yuck. By the way, Sam and Ella invited me over for dinner again tonight. Another pot luck. I...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary

So like once upon a time there was this guy who got turned into an ugly toad by his evil stepmother. He wasn't a handsome prince or anything - just an ordinary guy with mean parents - so that made it ...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:39:00 PST

Fairy Picnic

So like once upon a time Puffy the Magic Turtle was like turtling around in his little turtle pond turtle turtle when he decided that he wanted to have a picnic. Puffy the Magic Turtle? Who...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:48:00 PST

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Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:10:00 PST

Björne the Viking Dinosaur and Pals

I love you, you love meWe're a Viking familyWith our Viking hats and our Viking dreadlocks tooWon't you say you love me too Hi kids! >APPLAUSE Uhu! Today we are going to go to the post office. Hooray!...
Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

juno

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Posted by The Cupid Kinkyboots Viking Club on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST