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About Me




MY BLOG LIST
I am WAY behind in updating this, but I will get to it as soon as I get a minute! Eeek!):
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Comedy Blogs:
You Have 2 Penises? WTF?
Lysol Larry
Misc. Blogs:
Oh, Say Can You Flip?
Blogs That Are Dedicated To My Haters & the Losers That Are Friends With Them (since they are obsessed with all things Becki):
Get A Fucking Life!

I Have a Stalker? Oooh, Nifty!

My 1st Blog (When I Came Back from My Umpteenth Deletion by My Haters):
About My Deletion (Old Blog – April 24th)

My dear friend Max wrote this about me:

My friend Mike sent me this:

Two of my babies...



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lidia Bastianich


Hahaha - Lidia in a Pasta Hat!

Anthony Bordain

David Sedaris

Cupid Kinkyboots!

My Lil' Sexpot Surfer...Woody!

The Star of My Fantasies...

and of course...
Seal Cat.

My Blog

ONE IN HEAVEN (A CHARLIE'S ANGEL) & ONE IN HELL (AN UBER TALENTED CHILD MOLESTER)?

A couple of months ago, I was struck by an article in the news.  It seems Melissa Joan Hart (who?) was worried that she was going to be knocked off the promised cover of People magazine because she ha...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:58:00 GMT

CELL PHONE ADVICE

As some of you know, my cell phone "fell" and broke...into 2 pieces!(it's just sitting on top...not attached. LOL)So...I am in the market for a new one.  I went to T-Mobile, who I have my My Faves mon...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 06:30:00 GMT

A CELEBRATION FOR MY SWEET FRIEND GRETCHEN!

My friend Gretchen (GRETCH)is celebrating a very important day today...it is her 6 month sobriety date!!  WoOt!  Gretch has managed to stay clean and sober for 6 months and I am SO proud of her. Way t...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 14:22:00 GMT

PASS THE NACHOS, POR FAVOR!

Hope you all have a fun Cinco de Mayo!Or as I like to call it...Cinco de Drinko!Now...gimme them nachos!Be safe!(Umm...why are there Black people in the Mexican Revolution re-enactment?) <--kEwL.My...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 05:29:00 GMT

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! Part One

At my job, I read essays, written by school-aged children.  The project I was on, when last you heard from me, has ended - Hallelujah!  It was a very boring 9th grade short-answer question.  Now, I'm ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:30:00 GMT

ABOUT BLOG READING...I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

I'm in a pickle and seriously need for all of you who read this to respond with some advice.  If you normally lurk (read my blogs without commenting)...KNOCK IT OFF!  What you have to say is every bit...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:33:00 GMT

BEST CRAIGSLIST AD, EVER!!!

I heard a local DJ read this automobile ad, on the air this morning.  I knew immediately that I would have to find it and post it for you guys to read!This is an actual ad for a Nissan Xterra, posted ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:30:00 GMT

DOES THIS MEAN MY PEE IS GONNA BE GREEN?

Started off with some green beeyah...(forgot to take pics of green margaritas! Btw - it's all YOUR fault, Deb, that I imbibed the tequila!!!  It was YOUR text message that made me want one!)(thank you...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:45:00 GMT

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!

Well...I'm back to being a working girl (think Mary Tyler Moore, throwing her hat up in the air, while turning around in a circle, in her lovely Chanel suit, with pearls.  Just substitute a t-shirt an...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:15:00 GMT

RIHANNA & CHRIS BROWN - BACK TOGETHER! WHY I AM NOT SURPRISED.

According to several news sources, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. "Who the heck are Rihanna and Chris, and why do you care?" you may ask, and that's a valid question!The first part of my a...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:15:00 GMT