Rex Stratton

Rex Stratton Ya'll just ain't gonna bleve dis shit. Years ago I was an hungry young man, searching for a meaning to life, experiencing its ups and downs in poverty, and with much apprehension. I didn't think I could do anything right, or really be anything at all! I was totally incompetent! I'd get a job and get fired, or get drunk and stoned and get fired, and people who were my friends would leave me because I was always drunk and stoned and pretty useless as a consumer or addition to the GDP. Then I got married! How stupid! Then she left me for some truck driver. Then I met another woman who married me for 50 days! How stupid! Aaaaand I knocked her up and she showed up 12 years later with the kid demanding child support! HOW STUPID.... and 11 years before that I got married one more time, but I quit drinking and smoking. HOW STUPID! But it allowed me live to this advanced age and get fat and STUPIDER!!! I just quit my job recently after 18 years there. I just couldn't stand it anymore!~!!! HOW STUPID!!! And I sell music on CD BABY and all the downloadable venues, but I don't make enough to support us!!! HOW STUPID!!! ITs my homely looks and outrageous figure (Im fat) and that doesn't let you into the clubs to play. Your bandmates laugh at you because you want to play original music and youre FAT!!! HOW STUPID! So I just sit here and play music when I can. OR I fix my motorcycles and Cars and boats and house and what ever gets broken next, waiting for the grim reaper to reap me grimly. In the meantime, I'm still gonna play cause I like the groove Im into these days musically. I don't care if I sell the shit or not. I just wanna go out with my boots on jammin. mon. kisses