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Paula

Queen Sized!

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Underwater snowflakes

My Interests

POLITICS, SCRAPBOOKING, REN FAIRS

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE, MR. RIGHT AND MR RIGHT NOW.

Music:

MUSIC SUCKS

Movies:

LIKE DRAMA

Television:

WILL WATCH ANYTHING BUT SPORTS, HATE SPORTS!!

Books:

TRUE CRIMEMy friend Marty Wombacher has just put out a new book he's written called, The Boy Who Would Be A Firetruck--True Life Tales From A Working Class Writer. The book is filled with fun tales of Marty's, including the night he pissed off talk show host Larry King, his failed date with Moon Zappa at Spin magazine’s 10th anniversary party, the day he met Carl Bernstein, and the night Marty and his cohorts drunkenly blew up a gin room.
There are many more tales in addition to those and if you're intrigued, then check it out by clicking here. This is one summer read you don't want to pass up!

Heroes:

NONE AT ALL

My Blog

To the tune of Joy to the World

I didn't (Wright) this.To the tune of Joy to the World by Three Dog NightJeremiah is a racistIs a good friend of BarakI never understood a single word he saidBut I heard him spew his hateAnd he has so...
Posted by Paula on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:33:00 PST

Why must men have caves?

First the man cave, then cross-dressing Story Highlights Man builds man cave, loses 65 pounds in the process Of all the man cave tales submitted to iReport.com, this is first to include a dress Bar ...
Posted by Paula on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

My secret recipe

Hey, one of my friends here tried my secret recipe w/popcorn and I’m a little dismayed to hear that he had trouble with it.Sorry guy. Here’s another one. Okay, here’s my Secret Re...
Posted by Paula on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:57:00 PST

a rose is a rose is a...

Virginia lives in Maine, Dallas is from Pittsburg, Sydney is from Rio, Harley rides a Yamaha, Cleveland lives in Miami, August was born in January, Foster only drinks Miller, Stanford attended Princet...
Posted by Paula on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:16:00 PST

In case you missed it

 In Ayr, Scotland, Robert Stewart was convicted of sexually aggravated breach of the peace after being caught alone and pantsless in his hostel bedroom thrusting against a bicycle. Three young m...
Posted by Paula on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

My calendar

  My calendar is packed with various fetes and festivals that I plan on attending this season.  Although Renaissance Fairs are my specialty, there are many other types of events&nb...
Posted by Paula on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:24:00 PST