Seth Green on Reno TONIGHT! |
DO NOT MISS SETH GREEN on Reno 911! Tonight, Wednesday at 10:30/9:30 Central.NO JOKE, this dude is off the chiz-ain, or whatever the kid's say.
Posted by Jim on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST |
NEW RENO TONIGHT @ 10:30! WATCH IN YOUR SWIMSUIT. |
GOOD HEAVENS, PEOPLE. Today is the day! Tonight at 10:30, all new episodes of RENO 911!Here's a fun idea for how to watch the show tonight.IN YOUR SWIMSUIT.Yes, it's the dead middle of winter. Yes, i...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST |
Get in Shape for Reno Season 5! |
Hey Gang,I know what you're thinking: THERE'S NO WAY TO GET IN SHAPE FOR RENO 911! SEASON 5!!!It's only 8 days away!!!Well trust me: THERE IS. It's Jim Dangle's SURE FIRE in shape in 8 days, bronzer ...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:43:00 PST |
Super-Duper Cold. |
Hey Gang,Just back from visiting Uncle Frederick in Key West for the Holidays. And guess what. I'VE GOT A SUPER DUPER COLD. Right now I've had several Dayquil tabs and 3/4's of a bottle of Merlot, so....
Posted by Jim on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST |
ENOUGH WITH THE RINGTONES AND BONER PILLS. |
OKAY PEOPLE. I'M NOT KIDDING. ENOUGH WITH THE RINGTONE ADS.FOR REAL. THE NEXT PERSON WHO SENDS ME AN AD FOR EITHER: RINGTONES, MAGIC BONER PILLS, OR GIANT STICKY POT BUDS... I'M GONNA FIND 'EM, AND TH...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST |
My Murderous Blog |
Don Ho died a few hours after I wrote about him in my last blog.I am terrified by the power at my fingertips.I will be more careful from here on, now that I know that my blogs open a portal to the net...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:20:00 PST |
Travis and the use of "nappy-headed ho's." |
My associate Travis Junior has posted in his blog the expression "nappy-headed ho's."The Reno Sheriff's Department DOES NOT CONDONE THE USE OF THIS EXPRESSION.But, if it is used, it should be hyphenat...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Us on TV. |
Here is us on tv:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TBl7dOhnPsI think my legs look GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. (yes, with 15 O's.) Check it out.
Posted by Jim on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST |
Bring 300 Friends, get me discounts on seafood, haircuts! |
Okay Gang, I have done the math. And if each of you, my friends, brings 300 other friends to see Reno 911!: Miami... that will be: a lot of people. (I can't figure it out exactly, but it seems like a ...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST |
Discount Bronzer. |
Hey Gang,It's official. I AM NOT BUYING DISCOUNT MEXICAN BRONZER EVER AGAIN. It turned me a kind of orange color. "Garfield" the-cat-color. In the mirror, I looked like a tall, nude Oompah Loompah....
Posted by Jim on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:00:00 PST |
