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About Me

Hellozier. I'm reBa mAc. I'm a character enriching people's lives on the daily. I'm not feminine in the least. I would much rather drink a beer and chill with Mary than go get my nails done or even go to the God forsaken mall. I've been out of the whole boyfriend/girlfriend scene for a long time, but I'm recently back. His name is Justin, and he's the best dancer ever.
I'm rude, loud and extremly straight foward, so I can be hard to handle at times. But if you stick around long enough, you can be sure I'll put a smile on your face.
I'm 100% independant. I live on my own, I pay my own bills, and I work a lot. But guess what? I party a lot too. But, that will end soon enough, for reBa mAc has a few tricks up her sleeve that will debut later in the year.
I'm a free bird. Don't hold me down.

Words of wisdom: Stay away from the edge, because sometimes all it takes is a gust of wind to blow you over.

My Interests

psychology, photography, being dramatic, comedy, Mary Jane, advertising, dancing, astronomy, life and making something of it, my friends, writting about the ridiculous adventures of reBa mAc and of course, singing my little heart out.

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Oh, and I always like a good RUCKUS! It's all gravy.

I'd like to meet:

Well I did want to meet your mom, but apparently everyone else wants to meet her too, so naturally that deters me away from doing what everyone else is doing, so I guess in that case, I'd like to meet oh I don't know.... Mitch Hedburg?

Music:

+ The FAINT
+ Styx
+ Morrissey
+ Bjork
+ Violent Femmes
+ Kansas
+ The Adicts
+ The Gossip
+ The Smiths
+ Vice Squad
+ No Doubt
+ David Bowie
+ Daft Punk
+ Save Ferris
+ Depeche Mode
+ Siouxsie & the Banshees
+ Cream
+ Busta Ryhmes
+ U2
+ Bread
+ Toy Dolls
+ Soft Cell
+ The Beatles
+ Queen
+ Gorillaz
+ The Pixies
+ The Dead Kennedys
+ Adult
+ De La Soul
+ Nirvana
+ Peaches
+ Threebrain
+ Blondie
+ Michael Jackson
+ Joy Division
+ Red Hot Chili Peppers
+ Operation Ivy
+ Culture Club
+ Duran Duran
+ Tears For Fears
+ Felix Da Housecat
+ New Order
+ The Rapture
+ Veruca Salt
+ The B-52's
+ The Cure
+ Mount Sims
+ Smashing Pumpkins
Pretty much all 80's music, electro, and of course ya gotta leave a little room for some hip hop!

Movies:

+ Snakes on a Plane
+ Waiting
+ Crash
+ Billy Madison
+ Happy Gilmore
+ Napoleon Dynamite
+ Pulp Fiction
+ The Virgin Suicides
+ Donnie Darko
+ Amelie
+ The Boondocks Saints
+ The Rocky Horror Picture Show
+ Spun
+ The Wedding Singer
+ The Sandlot
+ Office Space
+ The Big Lebowski
+ Old School
+ Super Troopers
And there's plenty more where that came from.

Television:

"The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. " --T.S. Eliot

I really NEVER watch the OL Tellie. It rots the mind. BUT, on occasion, when I need some good ol mind rottin, I will watch these:

The Colbert Report, Reno 911, and last but certainly not least, SOUTH PARK!

Books:

Im illiterate.

My Blog

2006 in review!

Good times from 2006. The Snow! Mardi Gras in San Diego. St. Patrick's Day. My birthday! Sham-pan-ya Challenge 2006! Vegas!!! Sky Divin...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:07:00 PST

My Olive Garden Family!

Yeah people, these are my loving, wonderful coworkers. We are one happy family at the Olive Garden! Seriously. We are. Anyway.... here is a little peek into the life of an OG server. You never kno...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

And then he said......"hit me up!"

Hit me up. What does it mean really? It's a slang term, yes. BUT, unlike other slang terms, this particular one is disturbing to me. A few decades ago, if someone said: Hit me up.... they might very ...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

Tyra Banks=Cunt of the year

Seriously. Who the FUCK does Tyra Banks THINK she is? The second coming of Christ??? Oprah's replacement? A thinner version of Mother Love? Tyra Banks is nothing but some dumb broad who just happened ...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

(In an English accent) My name is Reeeeba! And I like to do DRAWRINGS!!!

I've been known to be a sketch sketcherson from time to time. Here's some of my drawrings. Yuuuup. That's that. I've posted a few of them in bulletin...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

Halloween Shenanigans

Well I want to start by saying, YES I was the Crocodile Hunter for Halloween. NO, I was not making fun of the man's death, I was celebrating his character. I stayed in character ALLLL night and no one...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

Someday I'll reach for the stars.

I want to take some time to discuss with you, a subject I am deeply interested in. Astronomy. The universe. It's literally INFINITE. I find that to be amazing and quite intriguing. You really ca...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

DRUM ROLL PLEASE! This IS the blog of the YEAR! The winning subject? SNAKES ON A PLANE PREMIERE

NOTIFICATION: If you are a visitor to my page, and do not know the story... I suggest you read my previous blogs FIRST to get the downlow. Okay everyone here it is. What you've all been...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST

Reba Mac is in the NEWS!

Hey everyone! Yes, I went to the HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE of Snakes on a Plane. For this, we have to thank Mr. Jakob! It was the most perfect fairy tale a girl could ever ask for. A blog will be up s...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

The countdown has ended. It's officially 8/17/06. The PREMIERE.

Yes that's right. The countdown is over. It was a long, difficult journey. It had highs and lows. It had twists and turns. Ups and downs. Happiness and despair. It involved mass emailing. IMing. Re...
Posted by reBa WhaCk aTTacK on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST