joke writing for McCain? |
I have about twenty things I should be doing... But instead I'm f'ing around on the internet... Like 90% of America.Hmmm. what to do, what to do...Maybe I could get a job writing jokes for john McCain...
Posted by Travis on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:31:00 PST |
all new Reno 911!s - pre-strike and 100% scab free - (unlike Terry) |
Check out this video: Reno Promo
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Posted by Travis on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:55:00 PST |
a new leaf - re: the ASIAN PACIFIC ISLANDER female community |
Howdy y'all. scuse the typos - I'm typping one handed, cuz I got me an icepack pressed up aginast where the old right leg meets the left leg.let me go back one.I am hereby turnin' a new leaf. I have l...
Posted by Travis on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:32:00 PST |
the 2008 election |
Now, technically, my job is NOT to have a say in creating laws, or selecting law-makers -- it's to enforce the laws that have already been voted on by the powers that be. So voting for lawmakers could...
Posted by Travis on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:58:00 PST |
a message for all my myspace friends. Except the nappy headed ho's. Who I also like. |
Obviously, if you are NOT a nappy-headed ho, this is not intended for your eyes. Please skip ahead to the part where I wrote "I love everybody equally -- sincerely, Deputy TJ."Okay, so somebody called...
Posted by Travis on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST |
12 tips for better law enforcement |
- Remember: all of your equipment was furnished by the lowest bidder.- Never plant a piece of evidence with your initials engraved on it.- Whatever you're doing -- try not think about it. Poets search...
Posted by Travis on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST |
Reno 911!: Miami -- the premeire - February 15 |
We'll all be there. 6:30 o'clock. Mann's Chinese Theater.I don't think there's any tickets left (I hawked mine on eBay) but... we'll all be there.
Posted by Travis on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST |
kinda funny story from last night's |
Last night at about 0-200 hours (that's police jargon for... 3 a.m. I think) I had to haul in a hooker from over by Truckee. Hooking, as you know, is legal here, in our brothels. I wasn't arresting he...
Posted by Travis on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST |
So -- You Just Took Your First Hit of Acid |
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -- FROM THE RENO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.So -- You Just Took Your First Hit of Acid...The most important thing to remember is: you just took some acid. This...
Posted by Travis on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Remember - the new 2007 Hate Crime Laws are in Effect! |
And they can add years to your sentence. So, the next time you're robbing, raping, or assaulting somebody, remember -- keep those hurtful stinging racial slurs to yourself. Take it from me, sticks an...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST |
