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Thurston

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About Me

Welcome, to my myspace, my name is Thurston, I'm a former Marine SEMPER FIDELIS(no such thing as an EX.) I'm currently a full time Criminal Justice Major going for my Bachelor's of Science. I'm also in the Air Force Reserves being a Nuclear Biological Chemical Defense Specialist AGAIN, since four years wasn't enough already. I'm also a freelance gynecologist so show me your snooch, I'll get out my speculum and after a couple taste tests and finger blastings, I'll make a diagnosis.

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My Interests

oral sex, Jagermeister consumption, cuddling, drums, scuba, drinking, mammary exams, pap smears,fishing, being goofy, I am also a professional bartender by title not by trade, it was a lot of fun for two years, but I am ready to have my weekends back, so I can get back to my hobbies....

I'd like to meet:

R. Lee Ermey,Drew Carrey, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Alba and Vida Guerra (it'd be more than a meeting though) and Carlos Hathcock and Rob and Big although it is the last season, we will miss you. Also any former Marines in the area looking to sit back and throw a few back and talk about good times. Also any fellow drummers in the area, I haven't played in over six years, so bear with me, I have lost some of my skills, but I still have the love...

Music:

Metallica, Pantera, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, Tenacious D, OAR, Incubus, Crispian St. Peter, Bill Withers, Leo Sayer, Eric Carmen, and the Turtles,also a huge sucker for the eighties, and early sixties bubble gum rock, just to speed it up and cue up a guitar in overdrive and rape the shit out of it... Observe my play list I seriously do listen to every genre. whether it's the memories with friends, or just good times.

Movies:

Snatch(HEHE)Tombstone, Super Troopers, Braveheart, 300, The Last Samurai, Enemy at the Gates, Animal House, Van Wilder, Caddy Shack, Fletch Lives, Fly Boys, Anchorman....

Television:

Rob and Big will be leaving us after this season, we will miss you folks, you have given us so much, and I have given back so very little.

Books:

one shot one kill, marine sniper, higher form of killing, why do men have nipples, nazi doctors, any non fiction Marine Corps novel

Heroes:

the guy who invented Jagermeister, and Dr. Graffenburg, for finding the G spot.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Roots - Free genealogy...
Posted by Thurston on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Thurston on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:45:00 PST

because honesty, is appreciated, thanks....

1. Do you think people in India, scream out Buddha's name during sex, just curious?2. Menstruating elephants on "heavy days" do you really think they use sheep as tampons, just curious?3. What if t...
Posted by Thurston on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:45:00 PST

the gray goose nipples blog

well how is everyone, well i'm deciding to write a new blog, it was either that or thumb fuck the dog, which i decided against due her "commitment issues." This blog is all about tact, as you all kno...
Posted by Thurston on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:01:00 PST

that thurston he's so wiley

well I'm just sitting here going thru the cabinets, and can you believe the roommate hid some soft batch chocolate cookies from me, but yet when i bring home nutter butters, they are fair game, such t...
Posted by Thurston on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

tongue thumping the clam

    i hope everyone appreciates my new term for clit chewing.  so how is everyone?  well lets start off by saying i'm able to sleep again, it's a strong anti-psychotic called ...
Posted by Thurston on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

Did I shave my chode for this??????

    How the fuck is everyone, first off let me say if my profile offends you, tough shit.  I don't take it as seriously as everyone else does.  BOB ROSS is my profile pic for ...
Posted by Thurston on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

Titties and cuddling.....

For those of us that haven't talked in a while, i know you miss my blogs, for they tease the cerebral cortex and you can't help but not click on them.  Kind of like someone of the opposite sex is...
Posted by Thurston on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:19:00 PST

364 days till chuck norris day

hello everyone, well last night was chuck norris day, and well i was just sitting in my room drinking jager with my venus fly trap and listening to my fucked up taste in music, then derek comes knocki...
Posted by Thurston on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:43:00 PST

how y'all been?

it's been a while since we last talked, some of the events that have unfolded are two letters of appreciation from my platoon, i learned how to give a poodle " a little off the top," it's been dubbed ...
Posted by Thurston on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST