The Thanksgiving Dare (An LM Poem) |
The Thanksgiving Dare
A dare was made that night
To a boy named Thomas Poe.
He had no choice...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST |
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Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST |
An Exciting Day for THE LUNACY MACHINE |
Hey Everyone,
Well, yesterday was very exciting as I took my case one step further. I hired a new lawyer and presented my case of harrassment to the judge. It didn't take 30 minutes for th...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:51:00 PST |
UNDER THE RAINBOW by: THE LUNACY MACHINE |
UNDER THE RAINBOW
Miss Gulch, again, out from her den,
Which brought back the farm scene again
And Toto she took,
This witch, what a crook
Soon after, came dust in the wind.
And the clouds bega...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST |
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Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST |
OUIJA (LM poem) |
Ouija
"Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We're asking for the dead to speak,
It's only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died."
The oracle m...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST |
DEAD CAT EXTENDED(LM poem) |
Dead Cat
(Extended Version)
The neighbors' cat got hit by a car,
And he lived by way of luck.
The problem was his paw was flat,
And the poor damn thing was stuck.
He pulled and pulled for ho...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST |
WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE (LM poem) |
What Gnaws On My Spine
Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain.
What I thought was the rain
And arthritical pain,
Was far from the answer, the doctor explained.
What you've got he...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST |
SICK (LM poem) |
Sick
I called in sick to work today;
Sometimes that's not so bad.
My head is stuffy;
My body's achy;
My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
My sinuses, too, have star...
Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:39:00 PST |
