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Clay

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I moved here to Baltimore about six years ago from Atlanta, GA. I am a pharmaceutical sales rep and I live in Federal Hill, in downtown Baltimore, MD. I love to laugh, have fun, and travel. I like to workout and run and play basketball, wish I could do it more. I go out alot down here in Fed Hill since I can walk everywhere from my house. It might be a little too convenient at times :) I am a total beach person and love the ocean and warm weather. I am a pretty laid back guy and try not to take things too seriously, although I am driven at work and in life. I am a good listener and try not to be a selfish person :) Ok enough about you lets talk about me now :) I have never been married, still have all of my teeth and hair as well :) I don't have any children, that I know of, but enjoying trying to have them. One day I would like to actually have them unless they turnout to be crackheads when they are in their 20's then I would put them up for adoption and would blame it on their Mother's side of the family. Ok on a more serious note, family is very important to me. I try to see them as much as I can. Sometimes I like to just sit around and laugh with them, it always reminds me of who I am and where I come from. I love children and old people and try not to push either down in the street when they get in my way. I am trying to be more tolerant of stupid people as they cannot help that they were born that way, I need to remember that sometimes. I do not have a temper and do not yell. Except at people in my car or if they have a hearing aid, then it is ok. I like to go out and have a night on the town with a good meal, good wine and great company but am also content to stay in with a movie on the bigscreen sitting on the couch by the fire. That is in the winter :) Sometimes I will light candles. Not if I am by myself though, unless I plan on putting the hot wax on myself. I try to get to the beach whenever I can go whether it is Ocean City, Dewey or Miami, all three are beautiful to me. Well, Miami is better, but OC and Dewey are closer :) What else...oh yeah I am a hopeless romantic and believe the little things you do for the person you care about and how you treat them is the measure of you. Let see what else? Oh yeah I still live with my parents. I know, I know, I should be out on my own but they say that is only for big boys and I am not ready yet. Alright just kidding about that part. Ok enough bragging for now :)

My Interests

Traveling, working out, real estate, writing, surfing, the beach and the ocean, basketball, football, Sunday Funday, Raven's games and Mother's Purple Patio afterwards, and just having fun. Poetry, ok just kidding about that one :) A good cigar and a good drink to go with it. Good company and a good conversation.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Knoxville, my Great Grandfather who I am named after, Peyton Manning, Cyndi Crawford, Will Ferrell, Lt. Jim Dangle from Reno 911, David Duchovny, Mark Wahlberg, Poppy Montgomery in her birthday suit, Elle Macpherson in a bathing suit or not, Sophia Vergara sans clothing, Scarlett Johanssen-well you get the idea, Tina Fey, Dean Martin and John Wayne when they were alive, anyone pretty cool and fun who likes to have a good time :) Osama Bin Laden so I can punch him in the face. And of course the woman of my dreams-whoever she may be.

Music:

Hip hop, rap, pop, basically every type-I love to dance but try not to sing :) Also a closet country music fan :) Not Clay Aiken dammit!!!!!!

Movies:

Old School-live that one everyday :), The Notebook-I am a hopeless romantic and it reminds me of what I want and what my grandparents had for 50+ years, Tombstone, The Commancheros, Jurassic Park, Navy Seals, Heat, Jerry Maguire, Man on Fire, The Green Berets, The 13th Warrior, Anchorman, Gladiator, Bad Santa, Jackass and Jackass Number 2, Shooter, Black Hawk Down, any James Bond movie, anything with action or comedy but can sit still for a "chick-flick" :)

Television:

Rescue Me, CSI-Miami and Vegas, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, The Closer, The Unit, Las Vegas, Jackass. The Office, and Prison Break. Yeah I watch a little too much TV at times :)

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo-the ultimate tale of betrayal and prison and finally revenge, Without Remorse, The Hunt for Red October, Clear and Present Danger, The Secret, Donald Trump books for real estate not for haircare tips, Slaughterhouse 5, Catch 22, anything by Tom Clancy, Ian Fleming and Robert Ludlum. Who Moved My Cheese, Fish, The DaVinci Code, To Kill a Mockingbird, Rogue Warrior, The Millionaire Nextdoor, The Relationship Edge-written by a fellow drug rep., History Books-US history in particular, Killing Pablo-about the drug kingpin Pablo Escobar and history of Columbia. Self help books-not that I need any help!! Haha everyone does. Does US weekly count?

Heroes:

My Dad-despite all of his flaws he is the strongest and toughest person I know, my Mother-again many flaws but tough as nails and loved us no matter what. She sacrificed everything for the people she loved and did the best she could. My Grandfather and Grandmother-they never drank or cussed and raised 6 kids and stayed together for 60+ years and held hands til the day the died. And myself :) Gotta love yourself, just not in public.

My Blog

Poets and Pirate Hookers

This Saturday is the Kenny Chesney concert down the street at the Raven's Stadium.  The Poets and Pirates tour.  It should be called the Poets and Pirate Hookers tour since thats who I am go...
Posted by Clay on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:19:00 PST

Beer

I sent this out to many of my female friends that have used this "drug" on me and many other helpless and unsuspecting men.  We are powerless in this situation and felt we need to stand up to thi...
Posted by Clay on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:41:00 PST

Vegas

Vegas is so funny.  Stayed in the new suites at the Palazzo Tower of the Venetian.  Pretty phat.  Thursday night we had a party at Jay Z's 40/40 club, Friday night we went to dinner and...
Posted by Clay on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

Vegas this weekend

Heading to Vegas this weekend for a long weekend of debauchery.  The only difference between this weekend and most others is that I am doing it in Vegas instead of here  :)  Oh and I wi...
Posted by Clay on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

LA this weekend bitches

Heading to LA this weekend, with a bunch of hot girls. 6 to be exact.  Too bad they are all my friends  :)  We got a beach house in Santa Monica for the weekend with the 6 of them and a...
Posted by Clay on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

Check out this event: Clays 5th Annual New Years Eve Party at Mothers

Hosted By: Clay TuckerWhen: Monday Dec 31, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Mother's in Federal Hill1113 South Charles StreetBaltimore, MD 21230United StatesDescription:Clay Tucker Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Clay on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:00:00 PST