Eric

I'm an Actor/Comedian from the great Dairyland. I enjoy hangin with friends and talking on the phone. Shopping. Oh God! I totally do too much shopping. Vices y'all. We all got 'em. Am I right? Totals. I'm really happy to be a part of this wonderful world we call MySpace. It's tits! I am looking to meet people who will further my career only. If you own a bakery, guess what? Suck it! No offense. Bread is great. I'm sure your wondering "Hey is this Actor/Comedian really funny"? Hey I'm funny. All you gotta do is ask me. Come up and be all like"Hey are you funny?" and I'll be all like "Fuck yeah! Check this out", (backspin or something equally funny to make EVERYONE laugh) and then I'll come out of it all like "You like that? How's that for funny? Feel it! Douche!" (funny face walk away) I don't mean to come off all conceited but I'm pretty much the best in the world. I don't wanna brag but I just auditioned for a little show called SNL? It's short for Saturday Night Live. Normally I don't have time to explain what it stands for but who knows? Maybe one of you people out there could further my career so I want to be clear about my awesominity. I do impressions, dialects, styles, genres, all that shit. You wanna test me? Bring.......it. Anyway, I'm gonna start writing some super funny stuff to put on this space so you can have a place to look at ALL THE TIME because it's gonna be the best, ..seriously. I currently have nine friends on MySpace. I'm guessing by tomorrow, a bunch of fuckin people from all over the world are gonna be all like "Did you hear about that one guy Eric" and I'm just gonna be sitting on my couch petting my dog. Oh yeah,my dog is the dopest dog EVER. Whatta you got? Dalmation? Suck it. No offense. I got a Border Collie mix. It's just a better dog. Anyhoo I'm on my couch, phone rings, Tom Hanks. "Oh hey. Yeah. What's up? Yeah I'm on MySpace. Sure I'll star in your next comedy movie where I'm getting paid the same as you. Just another day. Uhhh!.. PARAGRAPHS ARE FOR SUCKERS!