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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark William Teich
Birthday: 03/18/1973
Birthplace: Detroit
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown/Bald
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Shell Toes
Your Weakness: ...My Arms?
Your Fears: I don't buy enough fabric for the dress i was making for my prom
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Hate
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Field goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: Prison Again!!???!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My bald spot
Your Bedtime: Your Bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: I dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: or Mountain Dew: Oh Mountain Dew. I pick that one
MacDonalds or Burger King: or Taco Bell: Oh Taco Bell. I pick that one
Single or Group Dates: I always pick up the check
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: or Taco Bell: Oh Taco Bell. I pick that one
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocnilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cofcapfepucceeino
Do you Smoke: Fuck off
Do you Swear: mhpphhmmph (cigarette in mouth)
Do you Sing: Um, i make 10's upon 20's of dollars singing
Do you Shower Daily: Held two Bridal showers this morning
Have you Been in Love: I have now
Do you want to go to College: Again? Sure
Do you want to get Married: Yes I do
Do you belive in yourself: Let me answer that question with a question. Do You?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I just get sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: Very
Are you a Health Freak: No, I just get freak
Do you get along with your Parents: whatstheirnames love me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when there's thunder
Do you play an Instrument: Fake Harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ...
In the past month have you Smoked: ....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ......
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to a maul
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Does a "Box" mean like 60? If so, then yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: boring
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: booooring
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts of Women
Ever been Drunk: See Past Month Questions
Ever been called a Tease: maybe. hee hee
Ever been Beaten up: See parents Questions
Ever Shoplifted: Hearts of Women
How do you want to Die: i want to stop breathing and my organs to stop working
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A guy who fills out surveys
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: My Lady's eye color
Favourite Hair Color: My Lady's hair color
Short or Long Hair: My Lady's hair length
Height: My Lady's height
Weight: My Lady's weight
Best Clothing Style: My Lady's style
Number of Drugs I have taken: Im not going to count. It's mostly Nyquil
Number of CDs I own: Approx 5000
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Thanks to David Wain. The Man and the delicious Thanksgiving feast
Teich --
[noun]:
A master of storytelling
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Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You
can intelligently debate any topic from
theology, history, literature and philosphy...
though only while you're out of your skull on
booze.
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