dos and donts |
it's a little embarrassing to admit, but sometimes i get caught in the infinite loop that is Vice magazine's dos and dont's, and sometimes i laugh at them really, really hard.http://www.viceland.com/i...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
more creepy babies |
if someone across your office requests a one-sided video chat, accept. for the love of god, ACCEPT! if you are lucky, you will get something like this:love lift us up where we belooo-o-ong...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:33:00 GMT |
more than you ever wanted to know about my vacation |
let me start by saying that i absolutely loved Hawaii, ESPECIALLY the coffee. i went with a mission to consume as much Kona coffee as possible, and i think i succeeded. Waikiki, however, is probably t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:50:00 GMT |
back from Hawaii |
i did it! i went there! i'm trying to catch up at work so i don't have a lot of time to elaborate (lucky for you) but i did just put up pictures from my first 2 days there:Check Em!those include Waiki...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:56:00 GMT |
to the thief who broke my car window last night: |
seriously? a box of diapers? you didn't even rifle through the glove box or the trunk. what a shoddy criminal. you stole from Josie Acosta, and for that you will someday PAY.addendum: whenever i get a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:17:00 GMT |
"i have successfully turned monkey hour into a career" |
my second favorite quote from Diamond Dave? "Chili dogs have no class, but a great deal of style"they don't make rockers like this anymore:
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
oops, i love a jonas brother. |
nick jonas, who was writing broadway musicals at the age of 7 (composing. broadway. musicals. seven.) has cited elvis costello as his number one inspiration and idol many times. so Rolling Stone went ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
well, that clenches it. |
i'm definitely never having kids (the part that MOST makes me want to punch that little douchechunk is around 2:17):
i would drive across innumerable states to abandon this kid at a hospital.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:25:00 GMT |
continuing coverage: live from jury duty! |
lunch is exactly like the first day of school. the pretty girls gravitate towards each other and the math nerds (aka accountants) suss each other out quickly. the rest of us eat by ourselves. I swear ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:26:00 GMT |
jury duty |
dude next to me smells like he's sweating off 20 years of hangovers all at once
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT |
