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matty G

Just let the house pull up to the car.

About Me

I love a lot. I love Lynna, I love Pablo, I love my family and I love my friends. I love video games and movies. I love chilling on my couch. I love summer time. I love In 'n Out burgers. I love seeing people I haven't seen in a long time. I love getting up on a stage and hearing people laugh at me. I love being a good friend and I love swimming. I love the Black Hills, I love westerns and I love traveling. I love 24. I love hearing about and talking about the cool shit my brother does and also pretty much everyone else too. I'd say the only thing I hate is Madison.

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My Interests

Improv, video games, movies, music, TV, history, bars, spanish 21, living rooms, bluegrass festivals, fire, bowling, watching shit and then talking about it with my brother, vapor eye sores, blind russians, Pirates, sex, Ninjas, and In 'n Out burgers... Bad ass.

I'd like to meet:

A genie who would grant me wishes without like, turning me into a milkshake if I said, "make me a milkshake" or any trickery like that. Not that I'd waste a wish on a milkshake, just as an example, ya know. and this bad ass

Music:

Blur, Beastie Boys, Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, Hank Williams, Hank Williams III, Split Lip Rayfield, Travis, Oasis, Sunny Day Real Estate, Mr. T Experience, Green Day, Operation Ivy, Rancid, MF Doom, .357 Stringband, Yonder Mountain Stringband, Motley Crue, Ween, Suicidal Tendencies, Beatles, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, Danger Mouse, Metallica, Ozzy, Public Enemy, NWA, Faith No More, Supersuckers, Ice Cube, Weezer, Deltron 3030, Tenacious D, Hum, Guns 'n Roses, Beck, Radiohead, Chemical Brothers, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Butthole Surfers, Bob Marley, Cake, Huey Lewis and the News, Das EFX, Less Than Jake, Del McCoury, NOFX, G. Love and Special Sauce, Sublime, Flaming Lips.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lethal Weapon, Dazed and Confused, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, RAD, Die Hard, Back to the Future, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Serenity, Nightmare on Elm St., Braveheart, Team America, Miller's Crossing, Shawshank Redemption, Robocop, O Brother Where Art Thou, Quick Change, Midnight Madness, Ghostbusters, Goonies, Monsters Inc., Heathers, Terminator, Boondock Saints, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Revenge of the Nerds, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Predator, kiss kiss bang bang, Friday the 13th, UHF, Jaws, Usual Suspects, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Duck Soup, Toy Story, Kill Bill, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Creepshow, Reservior Dogs, True Romance, Thin Red Line, Young Guns, Tombstone, Good Bad and the Ugly, Dark Crystal, Toby and the Koala Bear, Grosse Point Blank, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, Godfather, A Bug's Life, Raising Arizona, Incredibles, Saving Grace, Willow, Lord of the Rings... "/

Television:

24, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Spongebob Squarepants, Simpsons, Wonder Years, Futurama, 21 Jumpstreet, Family Guy, Roseanne, Magnum PI, Curb Your Enthusiasm, X-Files, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Quantum Leap, Lost, ER, Office, Three Stooges, Price is Right, South Park, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Seinfeld, OZ, Monkeyed Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Shield, Real West, MXC, Colbert Report, Prison Break, Sopranos, Family Ties, Cosby, Cheers, Law and Order, Arrested Development, You Can't Do That On Television.

Books:

Ender's Game, The Beach, Deadeye Dick, Bluebeard, Harry Potter, Ishmael, Jurassic Park, Neuromancer, Lord of the Rings, The Incident of the Dead Dog in the Nighttime (or something like that)

Heroes:

People that practice the golden rule. And:

My Blog

I never blog anymore

I just realized that.
Posted by matty G on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

Light at the end of the tunnel

Allright.  Things are shaping up again.  So I hate my job in Madison.  No surprise there, I complain about it enough.  2 weeks ago, steve and ed came to madison for a visit.  ...
Posted by matty G on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

Fire retardant

So finally, some excitement at my boring ass job.  I was dropping a deuce and playing my PSP when outside the door I heard a comotion.  I checked to make sure the door was locked and proceed...
Posted by matty G on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:02:00 PST

Bucket of fuck it

Fuck work.  Fuck it hard in it's ass even if it has a vagina.  Fuck it using a christmas tree.  With all the ornaments.  Keep it plugged in.  Fuck sitting at a desk and Fuck g...
Posted by matty G on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:39:00 PST

3 hours, 7 minutes... of awesome

Dudes, ladies, I saw a really fuckin good movie last night and it was the newest KING KONG.  I spell it with big letters 'cause it's a movie about a big monkey.  You know the story, so I won...
Posted by matty G on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:04:00 PST

Decision to move

So, it's no secret that I'm not a huge fan of Mad town.  I don't really love my job, I don't really have money to go out, so I don't really have any Madison friends.  What I do have - a...
Posted by matty G on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 09:59:00 PST

Got some sand in my pussy

Madison put some sand in my pussy.  Know what happens when sand gets in my pussy?  It irritates it and over a small amount of time, it forms a perfect little pearl.... of RAGE!  I can't...
Posted by matty G on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 07:21:00 PST

I'm a lucky fucker

Christ, there are so many people on the myspace.  I'm just going through names and seeing more names and not wanting to stop.  I've stopped paying attention to anything around me at this fuc...
Posted by matty G on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:31:00 PST