You're a Twat, I'm a Panty. Let's Spoon. |
Five reasons the world might as well end today:(1) There's no way the last two seasons of "Lost" could possibly compare to the first four.(2) This is as good as it gets. From now on, the body breaks d...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:19:00 GMT |
Shut up, fuckers |
So, yesterday I decided that I was going to do my part to bring men's fashion back to the fifties. Starting yesterday, I'm wearing a suit whenever I feel like looking like a gentleman. Why does everyo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:51:00 GMT |
Another week, another....well, week. |
Are you as glad to be alive as I am? That was a rhetorical and sarcastic question, dipshit. Mine eyes are all red, white, and blue. Just as I was preparing to leave Burnheart's so I could get six full...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:18:00 GMT |
To quote Keanu: "Whoa" |
Melt Banana was absolutely unbelievable. Incredible. Unstoppable. They played with the precision of (excuse the cultural stereotype) punk rock ninjas. It was the most put together, fun, high-energy se...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:16:00 GMT |
GO HERE!!!! |
Check this site out - if you're still feeling OK afterwards, you're not humanhttp://www.the-crucifixion.org/crucifixion.htm
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:22:00 GMT |
Another day a snow cone couldn't fix |
There's something wrong with Sam. There's been something wrong with Sam for a while now. He's at around five or six pounds, down from twelve or so. There's nothing to that poor guy anymore. He never e...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:44:00 GMT |
And it's only Tuesday |
So, school wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I shouldn't have been worried about sitting in that desk for four hours. Chef handed out the written exam and told us that whenever we finishe...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:01:00 GMT |
Grey sky, grey day |
Boy, what's it been, like two months since the sun was out? Somebody told me yesterday that the sun was out for a while last week or the week before, but I don't remember seeing it. Were this April, i...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:55:00 GMT |
My mind is playing tricks on me |
I had some discomforting dreams last night. The first was something of an odd dream. I dreamed that I leapt from a plane with a parachute and a plate of lamb chops with asparagus and a rosemary-port r...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:33:00 GMT |
This town loves a drunk |
And so dawns the day of the apprentices' competition. I stayed out way too late, and then I was up way too late. My eyes are on fire, my head weighs four times what it should, my stomach is stuck on t...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:12:00 GMT |
