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Jill

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Jill and I am an improvisor in Minneapolis with Huge Theater and ComedySportz and Resist Butch and Drum Machine which is not the same as Beatbox like you think.


Visit me on Twitter if you want the up-to-the-minute spazzy updates on my life. Or visit jillbernard.com if you're looking for something more constructive.

My Interests

improv.

I'd like to meet:

People with a basic command of punctuation and spelling. This does not include "u," sir.

Music:

Punk. and look, this newfound love of hip hop? I can't explain it. This how we roll.

Movies:

yes please. foreign ones.

Television:

I don't have one.

Books:

visit me as jillybee72 at bookcrossing.com

Heroes:

Wole Soyinka, Martin De Maat, Henry Matisse, Del Close, Pablo Picasso, and everyone working for peace and against poverty anywhere in the world.

My Blog

My top 4

I changed my top 4 to be Robin and a bunch of cats. I'm not good with people. Let's be honest.
Posted by Jill on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:41:00 PST

from "The Book of Secrets" by Deepak Chopra

Here's an exerpt from "The Book of Secrets" by Deepak Chopra about right and wrong decisions: - - - - - - - -Right and wrong decisions: If you obsess over whether you are makingthe right decision, you...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:43:00 PST

My upcoming performances!

Do you guys want to have a peek at my performance schedule?COMEDYSPORTZ  Twin CitiesAlthough we have shows every Thursday - Saturday, I personally am playing ComedySportz on:- Fri 5/2/2008 8:00 PM- T...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:25:00 PST

Lockhorns Aloud

Hey you guys. I have a new project. It’s called "Lockhorns Aloud." Every day I read the Lockhorns to you. Every weekday that is. Additional space costs $24 and that seemed like a lot of mon...
Posted by Jill on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:42:00 PST

The thing I hate about phishing

The thing I hate about phishing is that it really puts us all in a 'boy who cried wolf' situation. I mean. What if I really found a website where you could download 1000's of ringtones for free? Or ...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:23:00 PST

Pavarotti & the what now?

Thanks to Curt Frye in Portland, I have spent over an hour looking at YouTube clips of Pavarotti singing duets with various people. Apparently he had huge charity events for a decade and just partnere...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

MySpace Mobile turns out to be a lie

Yo that thing hasn't worked in three days. I feel betrayed. Betrayed!! If I wanted something that didn't work I would get a boyfriend. HEY-O!! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Posted by Jill on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

MySpace Mobile!

Well suddenly out of nowhere MySpace has this highly functional mobile interface! Color me impressed.Oh MySpace.Just when I thought our chance had passed.You went saved the best for last.
Posted by Jill on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:56:00 PST

The Battle Against Insecurity

I have changed my profile to a song by my excellent friend Pablo called "You Are Special."  {editing to say I've changed it to Big Boy in support of NOLA music, but you can go to Pablo's page to...
Posted by Jill on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

TOP 8: People often ask me....

People often ask me, "Why is your Top 8 still British people and cats and British cats?" To which I say YOU KNOW WHAT? I am a girl on the go. I have places to be. I do not have ALL NIGHT to spend m...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST