Another installment of "Ask the Cat" |
Dear Cat, My neighbor's dog is frequently pooping in our yard. He just says "oh well, I'll try to watch him more" and then doesn't do anything. Can you suggest a solution? Signed,Shoes go Squi...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:34:00 PST |
I think I just swallowed a black hole. |
Let me just tell you that architecture is like the canary in a coal mine. The financial system tanks and the US economy goes in to free fall. This means that banks don't want to lend money t...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:11:00 PST |
Vital Signs: None |
It really didn't start off too well. Every year for the past 10 years or so I've got a flu vaccine. Or "flu shot" where I come from. Since it's always a crap shoot (no pun intended) as to wheth...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:42:00 PST |
When times are tough, add caffeine. |
First of all, there's been a reckoning in the world of alcohol. MillerCoors is killing off Zima. Oh come on now you all tried Zima once didn't you? It wasn't the first clear beer, but it was...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:35:00 PST |
The grass was always greener. |
Once upon a time, there was a townhome association. It has lots of houses and therefore lots of people, and therefore the great designers had the foresight to plant many trees to cover any unspeak...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:44:00 PST |
Fashion Sense |
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Posted by Ryan on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:04:00 PST |
Another Installment of "Ask the Cat" |
Dear Cat, What is the best way to potty train my young toddler? Signed,Saddled in Poo Dear Poo, Well we don't understand why you tape plastic bags around their bottoms because ...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:58:00 PST |
Maybe Ill just send a text message. |
I read an article about someone testing Google's drunk email protector (i.e. Mail Goggles). It's a hilarious article by the way. If you use their Gmail, you now have the ability to have your email...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:08:00 PST |
Im So Sorry Miss Veit, but I Havent Done a Bloody Thing All Day |
Oh we were such evil children back in grade school. It's been wearing on me all these live-long years. I'm a bad person. I'm as bad as an over-the-head wedgie given to the skinny asthmatic during ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:55:00 PST |
Live and Let Die |
It is that time of the year when every man has to protect his home from predators. I'm talking about bugs, so I guess that's more like squatters, but it doesn't sound politically correct to ...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:41:00 PST |
