pop quiz, hotshot: |
is kerri-lee halkett stupid? discuss.i can't tell. it is hard to see past the newscaster haircut and superior bone structure to the person inside. and anyone would look like an idiot somberly discussi...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:15:00 PST |
good blog, bad blog |
BAD BLOG:i have been rejected, poor me poor me poor me another drink, weh weh weh
GOOD BLOG:
good halloween costumes include:
1. bottle of MINT-QUAT2. a dog in a bee costume &nb...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST |
best graffiti EVER |
it was scrawled on the wall of the market-frankford subway, right beneath the window. would one call that the subway window sill? and it said:"Rickie is a trick and a hoand is a baby...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:33:00 PST |
what, me, vain? |
photobooth is such a delightful little program, but it does kind of allow me to indulge the worst parts of myself. if you got your macbook and DIDN'T take a bunch of pictures of yourself right away, ...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST |
oh, THAT is what MINT-QUAT is |
ok, so, the longest pause between a QUESTION and an ANSWER in the HISTORY OF BLOGGING ends NOW. SO ALSO does the EXCESSIVE use of CAPITAL LETTERS to ENUNCIATE. CERTAIN. WORDS.MINT-QUAT is a generic ve...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST |
MINT-QUAT |
you might expect that after a long absence i would write some kickass, long blog about how awesome my new job is. my new job is awesome, but i don't sit at a computer, thus i expect blogging to be li...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST |
but how will the myspace generation learn to love science? |
the internet is asking:Are You Dane Cook? It's SCARY ACCURATE to see what celebrity you are!i did not take the quiz, or visit the website. i have a hunch that it is one of those websites that wants yo...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST |
well |
i am leaving my job tomorrow.goodbye, drug addict rats- if you were just a few hundred pounds larger i'd mistake you for chincoteague ponies. goodbye, little computer, whose whirring hard-drive sounds...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:52:00 PST |
here are 2? questions? |
1) is there anyone in the whole world who does not like Paul Rudd? if so, i'd like to hear about it.2) do you think that Personal Lubricant would be more or less popular if they renamed it "FUCK JUICE...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST |
boring self-promotion |
let's get down to brass tacksif you haven't seen me play in ComedySportz ever or in a while, you should come by the shows tomorrow (August 11th) at 7:30 and 10. i'm in both and who knows, they may be ...
Posted by alexis smaaaash on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST |
