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Tom Clark

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About Me

I am a hilarious stand up comedian originally from Milwaukee and currently living in Los Angeles. I once killed a grizzly bear with my bare hands.
If you want to know more about me go to: www.tomclark.com

My Interests

Harvesting organs across international borders, running amock, playing with geese, and running in traffic.

Music:

The sound of one hand clapping, Fuzee, Nirvana, Social Distortion, Pearl Jam, Screaming Trees, The Pixies, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Metallica, Blind Melon.

Movies:

Repo Man, Caddyshack, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Animal House, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shawshank Redemption, Forest Gump, El Dorko.

Television:

The Simpsons.

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl; The Road Less Travelled - Dr. Scott M. Peck; Impro - Keith Johnstone; Your Erroneous Zones - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer; A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole

Heroes:

Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, that one guy who does the thing.

My Blog

I Am Spiderman

Somewhere in my journey from Vegas to Sacramento to Lake Tahoe, I got bit by a spider. Now I thought this would be awesome, because it would result in super powers. You know, I'd get to crawl up wal...
Posted by Tom Clark on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

My Jim Morrisson-like Meltdown (TM)

Tonight I had a show in Lake Tahoe, beautiful venue, they even had my name in lights...well not really lights, but plastic letters with lights shining behind it, but regardless my name was there and t...
Posted by Tom Clark on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:57:00 PST

A Good Detour

I am exhausted! Yesterday morning I had an audition for ESPN. The audition I thought went okay, but nothing great. I then drove six hours up to Davis, CA for a show. The show was amazing! I had s...
Posted by Tom Clark on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:27:00 PST

Catching up with Tom

Just got back from working the Comedy Stop at the Trop in Vegas. It was a fun trip, I worked with Lisa Landry and Dan Gabriel, who are an enjoyable bunch. I’m in LA for one day and then head u...
Posted by Tom Clark on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:02:00 PST

Up All Night...Sleep All Day

Remember that song by Slaughter..."Up All Night, Sleep All Day".  That song ruled the universe!  That’s what I’m doing tonight.  I took the red eye to Oklahoma City for my s...
Posted by Tom Clark on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:00:00 PST

Death & Taxes

Okay there’s nothing about death in this blog, I just thought it was a clever title. "Beth & Taxes" would be a good title for a cheesy romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson as an overworked acco...
Posted by Tom Clark on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:55:00 PST

I’m in Oroville!?!?!

Doing stand up takes you to a lot of exotic locations and today is certainly no exception, right now as we speak I am in Oroville, California.  I have a show at the Gold Country Casino...yes THE ...
Posted by Tom Clark on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:26:00 PST

Two Exciting Things

The first exciting thing is the show with Maria Bamford tonight at Comedy Sportz. This is the first stand up show we have done at Comedy Sportz and for Maria to do this was a real coup or is it coo, ...
Posted by Tom Clark on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

Here’s Something to Insult Your Intelligence (Video Blog)

This is something I shot for Comedy.com. It's called "Make A Hot Chick Laugh". All I can say is..."Don't judge me." ...
Posted by Tom Clark on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

How To Lose Money In Vegas in 4 Easy Steps

Step 1: Find a dollar.Step 2: Slyly insert dollar into machine.Step 3: Lose.Step 4: Repeat until broke....
Posted by Tom Clark on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:42:00 PST